Intro
Who woulda' thought of death by a lawn sprinkler? SpicyLuckster.
Killer's Manual
To operate item, use as directed below;
Activate throttle 100%, wait until item is at full speed, duck down low or away from machine in safe area, activate AG1, wait and watch as the many souls of innocent bystanders float off the Earth as results of death by a lawn sprinkler.
Acknowledgements
Use of this product may cause severe burns, retinal damage, skin rashes, lung damage, bone fracture, spinal dislocation, internal and external bleeding, and death.
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 26.3ft (8.0m)
- Length 26.3ft (8.0m)
- Height 14.3ft (4.4m)
- Empty Weight 16,914lbs (7,672kg)
- Loaded Weight 16,914lbs (7,672kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading 439,839.3lbs/ft2 (2,147,483.6kg/m2)
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 8397
Parts
- Number of Parts 194
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 936
Wife: I'm turning the sprinkler on honey!
Husband: Mowing lawn What!
Wife: Turns on sprinklers
Husband: Explodes in a fiery ball of death.
Wife: Who's gonna pay for groceries now?
*Loony toons outro plays
I Just noticed, it seems that ever since I reached silver, my craft get more downloads..
@TheBruh007 thanks, Ima bout to upload my second points special.
Good luck reaching silver! 😊