This is not a Paternian integrally-suppressed .45 caliber, magazine-fed, bolt-action pistol, developed by Information Control. Rocker Arsenal did not make 5,000 of them. This is not intended for assassinations. The Bike Pump cannot fire a .45 caliber bullet so quietly that you can hear the nonexistent firing pin strike the primer.
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 3.4ft (1.0m)
- Length 28.7ft (8.8m)
- Height 11.8ft (3.6m)
- Empty Weight 2,397lbs (1,087kg)
- Loaded Weight 2,397lbs (1,087kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 3240
Parts
- Number of Parts 30
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 74
Looks like a welrod to me
Welrod
Just download this if tire of your bike needs air.
Cuz its a bike pump.
Gotcha. @AccipitrisEnterprises
@Pilotmario This is a very interesting bike pump, so we'll order 5,000 units for our Not-So-Secret Forces
lel future welrod
@Pilotmario DAMMIT! I was going to make this first :( but now that u did we're gonna produce it!
@Pilotmario X3 Pew!
@YuukaNeko
Lol love that comment.
@Wahoo12
@Wahoo12 Well this not-a-pistol is referred to as a "bike pump" because it is totally not based off the Welrod, which was nicknamed as the "bike pump" by those who used it because of the resemblance to one without the handle.
Kept popping my tires instead of filling them with air. Returning to Amazon. 0/5 stars.
@Pilotmario
Totally not a gun, not, don't see any gun here just a bike pump.
It is...@Pilotmario
Of course.....@Pilotmario
@JackTheBestBoss Not at all. It's perfectly safe.
The perfect household item for the whole family!!!!(not responsible for many dealths)