Santa made a contract after Christmas that complained about how, if his reindeer got sick or a leg on just one of them got hurt or broken or even scruffed up, then without a comb and a doctor on hand (neither of which he had at the ready,) then the sleigh would veer off-course, forcing some to celebrate Christmas early, and others late. This made him not have enough time left over to distribute coal. This is the solution: it can go anywhere without gas! Now, with the proper number of probe cores, he can get everyone presents, snd focus on giving out coal! He’ll have to get a new outfit, though.

Not to be used on ice, snow, air, ionosphere, loose gravel, sand, or molasses. Not to be jammed down a chimney. May fail to operate correctly below 5°C. Sorry.

One more thing: Use 1 to toggle the hydrowheels. Drive it like the Climbing Ant.

Oh, and by the way, those are fireworks. Not flares.