According to mainstream media, a apocalyptic scenario is coming to theaters near you. That being said, I present to you: War Bus, capable of destroying stuff and running it over. Originally built from a school transportation vehicle, the War Bus has been modified to be a giant pickup truck. Everything is prepared to the max including flamethrowers, 3 machine guns, a landmine/flare system, and pull down windows. Obviously spare equipment is kept in the rear.

Controls:
1-3 is lights
4 detonates rear mounted flare/land mine (destroys vehicles passing over it)
5 + "fire gun" roasts any object in front of you
6 + VTOL and "fire gun" operates side and front machineguns
7 + VTOL down brings side plating down

Credits:
ElGatoVolador for steering wheel and extinguisher
tachibana for barrel/drum in rear
Flares from unknown.

Enjoy!