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MS Unit Talking Dummy

35.8k Graingy  one month ago

Lonely?
Need someone to talk to?
Desperate to kiss a robot?

Why, do I have the product for you!
It's a (slightly "scrapped together") talking dummy!
But no, not just any talking dummy, this one is based off a Soian Standard-form unit, specifically a PS or MS unit!

Allegedly.

Anyways, $300 SOD a pop to pay for the umbrella, two brooms, kite, small size Graingy bulk storage drum, piece of plywood, and cool stick I found used to make it.
Oh yeah and the bucket of yellow paint.
No lowballs, I know what I have.

General Characteristics

  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 4.4ft (1.3m)
  • Length 3.3ft (1.0m)
  • Height 6.0ft (1.8m)
  • Empty Weight 347lbs (157kg)
  • Loaded Weight 347lbs (157kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 1444

Parts

  • Number of Parts 30
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 75
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    35.8k Graingy

    And me too, probably.

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    35.8k Graingy

    Just to be clear, this thing is NOT authorised in any sense of the word by absolutely ANY of my superiors.
    If you tell them you're dead.

    Pinned one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 ye

    22 days ago
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    Are you hungry or something?

    23 days ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 pop

    26 days ago
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    @Graingy You’re making no sense.
    As per usual.

    26 days ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 crackle

    27 days ago
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    @Graingy What?

    28 days ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 Snap!

    one month ago
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    Jerk.

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 And there's the joy in it.

    one month ago
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    It isn't for me.

    one month ago
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    @Graingy ah

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Boeing727200F spite

    +1 one month ago
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    @Ashdenpaw1 thanks for the bleach, needed it to remove the wood dust from inside my body
    Tastes good too, what is the flavor?

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Ashdenpaw1 It is a fundamental flaw with your plan.

    one month ago
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    1,781 Ashdenpaw1

    @Graingy I do not care

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @OrangeConnor2 I could talk to myself instead, but this is more fun.

    one month ago
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    Have you nothing better to do?

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Ashdenpaw1 I have no mouth sorry

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Marulk How dare you insult this handsome boy

    +1 one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @126 Yes real money only accepted. No monopoly

    one month ago
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    1,781 Ashdenpaw1

    I'm gonna force you to drink gallons of sprite

    one month ago
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    35.8k Marulk

    It looks like a Gnome

    +2 one month ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    @Graingy it looks so good i just want to punch it, only pay with totally-real-money

    +3 one month ago
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