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You are FIRED!

101k Kerbango  8 months ago
Auto Credit Based on Manisdead's The Imagination Challenge (Closed)

You are FIRED!

Sorry, but you have 10 minutes to clear out your locker/desk/toolbox.
Security is on the way to make sure you don't cause a scene.

Pick up your box of stuff with VTOL.
Steer between your ex-coworkers with pitch and roll.
Run to catch your bus by raising trim.

Make sure to pause "and smell the roses" as you have plenty of time on your hands now.


Good luck with your life.

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor The Imagination Challenge (Closed)
  • Created On Mac
  • Wingspan 4.4ft (1.3m)
  • Length 5.0ft (1.5m)
  • Height 3.9ft (1.2m)
  • Empty Weight N/A
  • Loaded Weight 5,576lbs (2,529kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 2.417
  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 1.793
  • Wing Loading 230.3lbs/ft2 (1,124.2kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 24.2ft2 (2.3m2)
  • Drag Points 1148

Parts

  • Number of Parts 70
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 296
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    101k Kerbango

    @Seeras thank you

    8 months ago
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    Mod Seeras

    @Kerbango
    Done 👌

    8 months ago
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    Me after uhhhhhhhhhh uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
    Idk

    8 months ago
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    Nnoooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥😧🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    8 months ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    Perhaps my "what"s come off more antagonistic than I intend.
    They're not intended as insults, rather just being... what's a good word... confounded? confused? No... I don't have the vocabulary. Really, I just see a bunch of very strange stuff here.
    Also, I lied. Sort of. I will sometimes upvote craft I have not tried. Often (I think), however, these are made by newer players. If I see a sub Silver player who looks to have genuinely tried (and has the basic sense to actually try genuine grammar because oh my god some of those people talk as though they're in preschool), then it may very well feel more worthwhile to try to promote them by sending them to the Hottest page. A high Platinum or such with an already sizeable following most probably doesn't need that as much. Yes, it costs nothing for me to upvote a higher rank player, but it's more likely to actually cross my mind that "hey, I could use this feature to do something, instead of token appreciation" with someone who'd be impacted by it than someone who really wouldn't be, at least not to the same extent. Otherwise, I'm more likely to just... forget. I saw this box and was more focussed on working out what's going on in the pictures (and silhouette. Is that Spongebob?). Maybe just my humour, but it didn't really get much out of me, at least in this instance. I can't say what my exact thought process is at any moment, but I suppose the best way to put it is:
    Me interacting is arguably better than me doing nothing at all. I am "putting up" in the form of community interaction, which, molded by my own personal experience using this site mostly as a forum, is a key aspect at play. Planting the seed of a potential conversation is something.
    I spotlight plenty of things too. Not my fault that many, many, many people are far out of reach for me.

    +1 8 months ago
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    40.9k Saturn0

    Worlds best boss!!

    +1 8 months ago
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    101k Kerbango

    @Graingy Basically, what I am saying is..put up or shut up. If I had an upvote for each of your snarky comments to me I would be on page one. DARN Upvotes cost you nothing and make people feel better than comments like " What in tarnation am I looking at.."

    8 months ago
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    21.7k LM0418

    Nooooo

    +1 8 months ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    Yeah, funny that, I can't.
    Read the first paragraph of my bio.
    Life is shit, so I don't have time to be at home, boot up my severely fucked up Mac, and play this game. I don't have other social media, so instead I find joy in interacting with this tight-knit community of people with one thing in common: having playing SimplePlanes.
    Occasionally I can post, but otherwise this is the best I can muster.

    +1 8 months ago
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    101k Kerbango

    @Graingy You should really try the crafts prior to commenting.

    +1 8 months ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    @Kerbango I rarely upvote unless I've tried the craft. Or I can tell it's just a good joke from the thumbnail.
    Now that you bring it up, it just feels awkward.
    Sorry :/

    +1 8 months ago
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    101k Kerbango

    @WisconsinStatePolice Security was too slow, got an office fan too.

    +1 8 months ago
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    101k Kerbango

    @Manisdead trying to get it successor'd

    8 months ago
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    I can’t believe bro finessed the fire extinguisher

    +2 8 months ago
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    101k Kerbango

    @Graingy For all the comments you give out, you certainly are stingy with the upvotes.....
    Do you ever upvote anyone? Or is it just me that you never upvote?

    +1 8 months ago
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    35.7k Graingy

    For an imagination challenge this sure does kill dreams.

    +1 8 months ago
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    58.6k TheMouse

    @Kerbango
    Oh, that makes sense.

    +1 8 months ago
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    101k Kerbango

    @Mousewithamachinegun123 The thumbnail
    I really HATE how I have F$&^%G A%H$&*S trolling me make complaints.

    8 months ago
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    58.6k TheMouse

    What happened to the first one?

    +1 8 months ago