Repair man: Sir, it seems like Kevin and the boys put on some hydrofoils on the destroyer and are leaving without permishion. And an ice cream machine is missing from a battleship, what should we do?

Captain: Excuse me but WHAT now?!

Repair man: I said that Kevin and the boys put some hydrofoils on the destroyer and are leaving without permission.

Captain: No, no, no, what did you say after that?

Repair man: Oh, well I said that an ice cream is missing from a battleship.

Captain: WHAT, CLOSE THE HARBOR DOWN, PREVENT THAT SHIP FROM LEAVING, SHOOT AT IT IF YOU HAVE TO, JUST STOP IT FROM LEAVING, WE NEED TO CHECK EVERY SHIP IN THIS HARBOR NOW!!

Repair Man: ;-;

Welp, this is a work in progress creation with a funny short story. Parts of the story are actually based on true events and a certain destroyer of the Fletcher class did have a stolen ice-cream machine on board. Controls are in the craft instructions