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Humbley-Pudge "Gallipoli" Heavyish Bomber

3,040 TheStapler  8.7 years ago

All technical data from "Major Howdy Bixby's Album of Forgotten Warbirds
By Bruce McCall"

"Lewis gun blazing, flour bags cascading down, the pachydermic Gallipoli terrorized practice target ranges across the empire from 1933 to 1939. Four Varley "Panjandrum" motors screwed her up to a cruising altitude several feet over the legal minimum of the day. Relatively few were built, but more than enough Gallipolis were delivered to the R.A.F., which handed them over to the Royal Indian Air Force, which handed them over to the Royal Malayan Air Force, which promptly found itself plagued by wholesale desertions of its flying personnel."

Thought this would be an interesting plane to make just to see if it would work! It just about takes off on the longest runways and is painfully slow, but it's just a ridiculous thing to see flying.

If anyone can get me some RAF insignia to put on it I'd appreciate it.

General Characteristics

  • Successors 1 airplane(s) +7 bonus
  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 94.9ft (28.9m)
  • Length 108.3ft (33.0m)
  • Height 31.9ft (9.7m)
  • Empty Weight 4,971lbs (2,255kg)
  • Loaded Weight 84,117lbs (38,155kg)

Performance

  • Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.028
  • Wing Loading 30.2lbs/ft2 (147.7kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 2,780.8ft2 (258.3m2)
  • Drag Points 16460

Parts

  • Number of Parts 105
  • Control Surfaces 6
  • Performance Cost 449
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    3,040 TheStapler

    @Liquidfox nice, what kinda bomb load can it carry? Feel free to upload it to the site man

    8.1 years ago
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    3,040 TheStapler

    @Kimo @salisbey That's the point of it, early British planes were plagued with lack of power do the joke is that it can barely get off the ground. Not to mention some of them were a bit weird looking!

    8.7 years ago
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    25.2k salisbey

    I agree looks very cool. But a slugish beast for sure.

    8.7 years ago
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    Silly brits planes aren't supposed to look like cleavers

    8.7 years ago
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    42.8k Kimo

    Very cool look, but barely flying. Needs more power I guess.

    8.7 years ago