Battle Barge
its the fourth of july
lets dump some tea in the water
oh wait
party barge time
Background
Cleetus Junior the 4th senior Buck McDoodle and his boat boys found the secret moonshine stash his other wife has, and came up with the idea to make a wooden battleship. Before his first wife found out, he made a blueprint. Now that both are PO'd at him and have made death threats, The USS BeamBoi became his main priority, to escape them.
After completion, a crew was assembled, and the maiden voyage began. Shortly following almost getting scuttled by a coast guard ship, the crew reaches open seas.
Cleetus and his crew forgot to bring food, so they returned home to the trailer park. However, Cleetus' wives were waiting - with a restraining order. Cleetus now lives alone on this ship.
Controls
1 activates main gun. Trim and VTOL move gun.
2 enables main lights, cabin lights, and spotlight.
3 and 4 launch emergency flares
7 and trim move cabin camera
8 is main engines, throttle and roll move
8+Landing Gear moves stability floats
Notes
-Stability floats are to be used if main pontoons are destroyed.
-Features OP Beaner Cannon mk49
-Dual props, if one is lost you have to crab walk at a 45 degree angle
Creds to QingyuZhou for flag and alexchub1 for speedometer
Enjoy!
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Successors 1 airplane(s)
- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 36.1ft (11.0m)
- Length 63.6ft (19.4m)
- Height 29.8ft (9.1m)
- Empty Weight 18,253lbs (8,279kg)
- Loaded Weight 22,639lbs (10,269kg)
Performance
- Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.088
- Wing Loading 8,413.2lbs/ft2 (41,077.1kg/m2)
- Wing Area 2.7ft2 (0.3m2)
- Drag Points 33764
Parts
- Number of Parts 606
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 1,787
Not enough freedom dispensers on this lol
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MERRICUUUUUHHH
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Two things from Fourth of July. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
Tea and champagne tastes disgusting.
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@Spacedoge12345plane lol i will
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BATTLESHIP
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bet it runs on good ol fashioned MURICA JUICE
aka oil
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@Griffinthedragon i mean the gun is more powerful than most ships so
so this is what happens when the US Navy's funding falls short