I need to stop making goofy builds...

A long time ago in a galaxy far away...
[begins humming starwars theme]

The great war between the Andrew Garrisons and the Evil Alter Ego's was coming to an end. The Alter Ego's were better equipped and could use mods for iOS to create vast stores of illegal weapons. The Garrisons had only one thousand and six gallons of fuel left. They thought it was the end.

Then, the Tree of Funk came to the Garrisons. The Tree taught all the Garrisons how to funk in the most advanced ways. They build great things...

However, they only had one thousand and six gallons of fuel left. They didn't have enough to power everything, and reverse airbrakes were still far beyond. They were still desperate for survival.

They stored the great Documents of Funk provided to them by their valuable ally in the great Floating Houses, along with their many creations. They used their most powerful PID devices to keep the great Houses afloat, and thought this would be the final solution for keeping their great secret alive.

However, every Garrison knew that the day would come that the Floating Houses must come down. They knew the Alter Egos would immediately come and attack. Their numerical displays, GPSes, and mechanical calculators, though great achievements in the fields of science and engineering, had no hope in times of war. They had to think of another way.

The time had come. The Houses were beginning to fall to the ground, and they saw the crowds of Alter Ego's preparing to storm the premises. They had no defenses planned, and had to use the only thing left that they had: manpower.

All the legendary scientists, developers, and engineers of the Garrisons who will forever live in glory for their discoveries stood circling their valuable secrets with their fuselage bodies being the only thing between their live's work and the malicious intent of the Alter Egos. They used their secret Designer Suite glue to form powerful, unbreakable connections with their hands. They knew that all one-hundred health in each one of their blocks must be used to survive this battle. They had formed a powerful barrier- nicknamed the Garrison Town.

Was the secret kept safe? Nobody knows the true ending to the story. We can only guess. There was only one Andrew Garrison who survived this cruel battle, and still no living Alter Egos have been discovered. This Andrew Garrison knew he must pass these great secrets and discoveries on to further generations to make the world thrive. He brought it back to his people. He and a few of his friends were able to transform these secrets into a game, known as SimplePlanes, but this was no simple game. This game was built to train. The last Andrew Garrison wanted to make sure to prepare the people for a new era, so that everyone was prepared to use these technologies well, and a massacre like that of the Garrison Town would never happen again.

We do know that this nickname of the Garrison Town was spread across the galaxy as a term for any fortified, closely guarded town- and each and every one of the Andrew Garrisons who valiantly fought in this battle was memorialized and remembered for their bravery.

This model here is an artist's recreation of what the siege of the Garrison Town might have looked like, according to the recollection of the last Garrison. Hope you enjoy.

"What are you, blind? Deploy the Garrison!" -Real quote from battle