When the Long Tea designers were working on the F-09, they thought the upwards dihedral made it look like it was a T-posing god. But, instead of changing the design, which could cost them hundreds of millions, they decided to keep it. Now every time those people with the fake lightsabers see one on carriers or bases, they T-pose at the same time to assert their dominance. At the same time, they literally can be sucked into the intake and become tomato paste.

Controls:

AG1 - NAV&strobe lights
AG2 - enable weapons
AG3 - arrestor hook
AG4 - parking brake (had to)
AG5 - flaps
AG6 - wing sweep
AG7 - Afterburner
AG8 - nothing really

Specs:

These specs are for the fully loaded mass.

Conventional landing speed: 143mph
Takeoff speed: 102mph

Min takeoff thrust: 9%

Stall speed: 78mph

Max speed (wet), swept): 1370mph
Max speed (dry, swept): 999mph
Max speed (wet, not swept): 1300mph
Max speed (dry, not swept): 954mph

Service Ceiling: 50,000ft
Altitude of highest performance: 18,500ft

Armaments

6x interceptors (went ham on the mods for them)
8x boom 25s
2x infernos
1x cleaver
2x gatling guns

Credits:

Indecision: Moral support and suggestions
Sauce: Ripped the engine part for the exhaust from his F-18, i hope he not mad for not asking him