Some Small Bomber
36.9k Graingy
4 months ago
Some old prototype. Got dropped in a port by accident. Someone wanted it.
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Mac
- Wingspan 39.1ft (11.9m)
- Length 33.2ft (10.1m)
- Height 13.5ft (4.1m)
- Empty Weight 8,893lbs (4,033kg)
- Loaded Weight 10,537lbs (4,779kg)
Performance
- Horse Power/Weight Ratio 0.379
- Wing Loading 42.3lbs/ft2 (206.7kg/m2)
- Wing Area 248.9ft2 (23.1m2)
- Drag Points 4295
Parts
- Number of Parts 33
- Control Surfaces 5
- Performance Cost 303
Fun Fact:
That crane I uploaded?
Entirely for the screenshot (which I now realize got cut out anyways... yeah).
I... can go a bit overboard sometimes.
@Boeing727200F I have nine wikipedia tabs open right now, and they are not very related.
@Graingy ok
@Boeing727200F Seems like something could be worked out.
The guide may take a bit more time, however.
@Boeing727200F noted… I’ll, uh, have to ask the higher ups if this is actually legal.
@Graingy ok im getting employees who want to go with me (im Definity not raising their pay if they go)
so expect like a lot of people to come with me
@Boeing727200F okay, remind me in a few hours (like 12?) to get off my ass and write that thing. You’re gonna get a goddamn tome.
@Graingy YES PLEASE
@Boeing727200F Yes I know that’s why I found it so fucking hilarious.
You want a travel guide?
@Graingy near the end of the REAL SS great eastern's carrier she was turned into a floating billboard. she existed like that for, god i dont have a clue.
so that is where the nickname came from (also in a game that has that ship i named her "large billboard boi" just because of that)
also yippe time to go camping soon in the VOID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@Boeing727200F Billboard Boy-! Cackle
Ahh, yeah. They’re probably gone by now (at least I’d hope so, it’s been months), but they seemed nice enough. Didn’t speak to them directly, but overheard a bit. Apparently where they’re from a couple universes at different points in time (2024, 1912, then a bit later 1860) crashed into each other. If that wasn’t troublesome enough some sort of aggressive sentience was found being exhibited by the ocean liner RMS Olympic, later determined to originate from the collision with HMS Hawke. Fortunately they chilled out soon after it was realized what was going on. Said sentience spread by damage-inducing ramming somehow, an accidental discovery after a collision with a cruise ship. Yadda yadda, I think there are like five haunted ships in those universes now. I don’t think one of them talks, though, if I heard right.
Anyways, if something is connected to the helm bearing it can be controlled by the ship’s “spirit”, thus the mannequins. That Great Eastern seemed a fiercely honourable (if a tad politically incorrect) fellow, and I would not want to cross them. I wouldn’t mind seeing that universe in person, the ships sounded pleasant. Generally.
As for reaching this void, I wouldn’t recommend it. Wait in line, get a number, camp out in a white abyss for weeks among thousands of wayward souls until you’re called and sent back from whence you came. It’s not well-staffed.
@Graingy reading that comment again and it is still curse- no way large build board boi is beating the shit out of someone. I need to see this.
How do I get to that void?
@Boeing727200F If it’s Grant I’m gonna have a problem
@Boeing727200F The person running the, idk, fuckin Boeing twitter or something is not actually named "Boeing".
At least I'd sure hope not. They don't have some sort of resurrection ritual going on that guy, do they?
@Graingy
confused screaming
@Boeing727200F No, I’m not. I’m Grain Guy. This is Graingy’s official account. I run it. Learn the difference.
@Graingy you ARE graingy
@Boeing727200F Welcome to my world. Working for Graingy is wack
@Graingy I'm talking about the one under the comment I made.
@Boeing727200F Hm?
@Graingy that statement sounds like a dream.
@Guywhobuildsstuff it depends on what universe you go to, really.
I was sent to find someone in the Soian gutter (basically the void where you sometimes go if you fall out of some universes) and there was a well-dressed mannequin connected by a long tether to an adjacent SS Great Eastern beating the shit out of someone.
I will admit I did stay to watch for a few minutes.
Haunted things are weird.
@Graingy never considered if vehicles are sentient…
Just found my next experiment. Testing the sentience of a car
@TheUltimatePlaneLover Are you happy with yourself?
Nice lol