Orange Drink
18.2k ColonelCanada
2.6 years ago
CC brand orange drink for consuming.
Drink with mouth, not nose as it could result in intense burning.
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 10.0ft (3.0m)
- Length 7.9ft (2.4m)
- Height 15.6ft (4.8m)
- Empty Weight 1,046lbs (474kg)
- Loaded Weight 1,046lbs (474kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 8375
Parts
- Number of Parts 15
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 44
@ColonelCanada It may be a soul-crushing realization for you and will probably change your view of the world forever, but I believe after 3 months and with only a day left before I disappear from this website forever, it's finally time to tell you this:
Every atom is nuclear.
Edit: Oh wait I already told you that, never mind.
Disclaimer: "Orange" in the product name refers to the coloration of the product caused by all the added chemicals, not the fruit. By purchasing this product you agree to void CC Productions of all legal responsibility.
I put it in the microwave for 15 minutes.
It's glowing and outputting an order of magnitude more energy than I put into it.
Perhaps add "thermonuclear" to the disclaimer?
@DeveloperKorzalerke yes we shall
@DeveloperKorzalerke
If someone actually buys our chemical waste we call orange drink- I MEAN
Hey consumers click here to avoid looking at us! runs away
@ColonelCanada Ahem, anyways, i believe we should discuss the next company product on a more... private location.
@ColonelCanada A wise decision, now to destroy the evide- i mean solve the conflict.
@DeveloperKorzalerke great idea. You're hired.
@ColonelCanada [Totally not edited] I believe the company would be benefited greatly if i were to be hired as the legal advisor. What do you say about this proposition?
@DeveloperKorzalerke we just got OUT of court- ITS NATURAL SUGAR
@DeveloperKorzalerke no thats the front, I mean the back. The part that isn't shown
@ColonelCanada But isn't every atom nucle- booing in the background
@DeveloperKorzalerke if you read the back you can find appetizing info about this
@IceCraftGaming lol
@ColonelCanada Uhhhh, i think i'm good, i have plenty of water here.
now I'm thirsty
Very ominous orange juice
I drank some… needs some tide pods to go with it.
@DeveloperKorzalerke
Need some orange drink?
It's totally safe for consumption