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Orange Drink

18.2k ColonelCanada  2.6 years ago

CC brand orange drink for consuming.
Drink with mouth, not nose as it could result in intense burning.

General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 10.0ft (3.0m)
  • Length 7.9ft (2.4m)
  • Height 15.6ft (4.8m)
  • Empty Weight 1,046lbs (474kg)
  • Loaded Weight 1,046lbs (474kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 8375

Parts

  • Number of Parts 15
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 44
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada It may be a soul-crushing realization for you and will probably change your view of the world forever, but I believe after 3 months and with only a day left before I disappear from this website forever, it's finally time to tell you this:

    Every atom is nuclear.

    Edit: Oh wait I already told you that, never mind.

    Pinned 2.2 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    Disclaimer: "Orange" in the product name refers to the coloration of the product caused by all the added chemicals, not the fruit. By purchasing this product you agree to void CC Productions of all legal responsibility.

    Pinned 2.6 years ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    I put it in the microwave for 15 minutes.
    It's glowing and outputting an order of magnitude more energy than I put into it.
    Perhaps add "thermonuclear" to the disclaimer?

    1.7 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke yes we shall

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    If someone actually buys our chemical waste we call orange drink- I MEAN
    Hey consumers click here to avoid looking at us! runs away

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada Ahem, anyways, i believe we should discuss the next company product on a more... private location.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada A wise decision, now to destroy the evide- i mean solve the conflict.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke great idea. You're hired.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada [Totally not edited] I believe the company would be benefited greatly if i were to be hired as the legal advisor. What do you say about this proposition?

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke we just got OUT of court- ITS NATURAL SUGAR

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke no thats the front, I mean the back. The part that isn't shown

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada But isn't every atom nucle- booing in the background

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke if you read the back you can find appetizing info about this

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @IceCraftGaming lol

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    11.6k JesusChrist

    @ColonelCanada Uhhhh, i think i'm good, i have plenty of water here.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    35.1k Icey21

    now I'm thirsty

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    Very ominous orange juice

    +2 2.6 years ago
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    11.9k X99STRIKER

    I drank some… needs some tide pods to go with it.

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    @DeveloperKorzalerke
    Need some orange drink?
    It's totally safe for consumption

    +2 2.6 years ago