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  • Blowing up The Carrier Short Video 3.2 years ago

    Dude. Invest in a screen recorder.

  • I couldn't name them all 3.2 years ago

    @rexzion that too. But I think the community as a whole has just agreed that you’re the toxic one and it’s impossible to tell when you’re being serious or not, so we all just take it as a joke. You’re like the one kid in school who makes really offensive jokes, but everyone is ok with it because they know you’re just joking and you’re actually a really nice guy

    +2
  • Pictures of USS Tiny in places USS Tiny should not be 3.2 years ago

    @KfcGaming well I just checked, can confirm I’m not a moderator. (thankfully)

  • The Ripper 3.2 years ago

    Cool looking car, the paneling is a little rough here and there, slightly part inefficient. The skull hood ornament on front is nice looking, but the handling of the car could be better. It’s also very large, making it a little unorthodox to handle. Regardless, it’s nice work, and I hope you take my advice as constructive criticism, rather than me being a prick.

    +3
  • I couldn't name them all 3.2 years ago

    Rexzion is just good at being consecutively funny

    +1
  • Fortress coming home 3.2 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 I mean he already made the forum earlier and not only is this formatted the exact same way, even with the XML joke at the beginning, with the dragScale gag and the massScale gag, but it also has the same title too. Kinda the same situation with the “can you name them all” clogging the forums atm. It was fine with one post, cool in fact. But when 30 more are added to the forums, it gets repetitive and becomes a nuisance. And we don’t need the same thing happening with this forum post.

    +3
  • Flycycle 3.2 years ago

    @BombBoi1822 Wright Flyer, manually driven edition

  • Fortress coming home 3.2 years ago

    Albeit yet another interesting aircraft story, a complete knockoff of BogdanX’s earlier post.

  • XF-84H “Thunderscreech” (Semi-Realistic Sound!) 3.2 years ago

    @Ryancooper2112 it’s not a mod, it’s vanilla SP, which is internet lingo for default.

  • SP Paint 3.2 years ago

    Art time bois

    +1
  • Pictures of USS Tiny in places USS Tiny should not be 3.2 years ago

    @KfcGaming no, I’ve never been a moderator. Quite frankly that’s probably a good thing, if someone posted a penis plane I’d just laugh hysterically at it rather than moderating things cause I have the sense of humor of a twelve year old lol

  • Am I the only one who wants this? 3.2 years ago

    Kinda makes Wright look like an aircraft carrier lol, good idea though!

    +11
  • Simple F-102A 3.2 years ago

    Very fun to spawn in 3-4 of these at once and have everyone dogfight lol

    +2
  • XF-84H “Thunderscreech” (Semi-Realistic Sound!) 3.2 years ago

    @BogdanX I didn’t make this XF-84, @Countryman35 did. Regardless, I’m sure they’ll take your advice if they happen to see it!

    +1
  • This post is to my brother but if you want to read it you can. 3.2 years ago

    @LegoBuilder0727 if he throws a pen at you then throw at knife at him in retaliation, give em’ an UNO Reverse card.

    +6
  • Some fun multiplayer shenanigans 3.2 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 kewl

  • Some fun multiplayer shenanigans 3.2 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 I wood drive it

  • Some fun multiplayer shenanigans 3.2 years ago

    Man that thing looks mean, I imagine it has a myriad of uses other than construction equipment.

  • Archer AR-400C 3.2 years ago

    Great plane, but you can barely see it in the thumbnail.

    +2
  • MoonGlobe Tree 3.2 years ago

    @FabioGalvao5679 they’re actually, by SimplePlanes standards, very complicated in terms of lights. I used Negative Opacity Glass for the glowing effect on the inside, the spherical part has no glowing. There’s also an engine with a very large nodded exhaust plume, which gives the sphere a halo of light around it. One last addition is a mess of beacon lights inside the Negative Opacity Glass, which gives the sphere its final layer of glowiness.

    +1
  • When accidentally crash your plane in the water 3.2 years ago

    @CC1010 well no, the sub could easily catch you; the F-22 weighs roughly 43,000lbs, but a submarine can weigh a helluva lot more than that, the largest being around 90,000,000lbs, which is way more than enough to withstand the weight of a fleet of aircrafts, let alone the weight of just one. I mentioned a submarine aircraft carrier, like the Alicorn from AC-7 because nothing like it has ever been made irl, atleast not that the general public knows about. It’s just the most “realistic” example I can think of.

  • annhilator AI WotB 3.2 years ago

    This thing is just the biggest turn-off for players, it’s absolutely broken as shite lol. I hope they don’t see my KV-2 monstrosity, cause granted they’ll add it into the game as a ridiculously OP tier X lmao

  • XF-84H “Thunderscreech” (Semi-Realistic Sound!) 3.2 years ago

    Ahh, 1:57 AM, the best time to upload videos.


    Credit to @Countryman35 for the XF-84, I only gave it the sounds you hear in-game. I didn’t bass boost any of this, it is not edited. You can actually hear it flying from 3 miles away in-game, possibly more.

  • there is a hole in the seabed beside the spikes in krakabloa 3.2 years ago

    Indeed, I’ve seen it a few times after glitching the ocean away. One must wonder how it got there, and if there’s any secret in-game lore as to why it’s there. Either that or the devs are just tryna screw with us so we start conspiring, much like I am now. Damnit, they’re influencing us without us even realizing it!

    +2
  • I’m really sorry about my silence.. 3.2 years ago

    Take all the time you need, I can relate after losing my grandfather a while back.

    +6
  • When accidentally crash your plane in the water 3.2 years ago

    @CC1010 dude, imagine being an F-22 pilot or something in the year 2030 and you’re now training for underwater catapult launches via a submarine aircraft carrier, sorta like the Alicorn. How freaking awesome would that be?!

  • Republic XF-84H Thunderscreech 3.2 years ago

    For those curious, here’s an actual sound recording of what sounds like the thunderscreech doing a fly-by. Just imagine that, but a hundred decibels in intensity.

  • ECT-177 Vehicle 3.2 years ago

    @JuanNotAnAlt
    @Musraskrois
    ladies and gentlemen, we got ‘em.

    +1
  • Tomcat and Other Stuff (Teaser) 3.2 years ago

    Ngl the old AIM-54 looks better

  • SimplePlanes Drop It! 3.2 years ago

    @WeebOfSimplePlanes I really don’t know, if this shite here is good enough to become the most upvoted thing I’ve ever posted, I can’t imagine the response from posting an actual legit video. Speaking of which, someone suggested I do a Mr. BlueSky music video, so I may have to do that with GuyFolk’s X-02 Wyvern “Mister Blue”

  • Woman with parrots on a bike 3.2 years ago

    Now this is what SimplePlanes was made for!

    +2
  • When accidentally crash your plane in the water 3.2 years ago

    @TheNightmareCompany create a mechanism that closes the engines on a fighter, kinda like a camera lens, giving them a watertight seal. Give them JATO Rocket Boosters, and fire them out of the water via submarine, like a missile. Now that’s an idea!

    +5
  • ''War Of The Worlds'' Martian Tripod 3.2 years ago

    @Jetter9199 I tried that after someone else suggested it to me. Turns out there’s a slight lack of sound at the beginning of the magnet’s audio file, and if you play the sound faster than the file can progress from the silence to the actual sound, it just plays constant silence, as it never reaches the audible part before replaying. Unfortunately, I don’t think a realistic-to-movie Foghorn is possible in SP, unless the Devs someday implement custom sound files that you can attach to AG Groups or possibly FT Codes as well.

  • 8.8cm Flak auf Sonderfahrgestell (Pz.Sfl.IVc) AI 3.2 years ago

    Angry German Toatser

  • Apocalypse Ramp Car V.2 3.2 years ago

    @TurtlesThatFly thanks, whenever I do custom cockpits I try to make sure every function of the vehicle/aircraft is visible inside the cockpit.

    +1
  • [TEASER] Another Tank incoming!!! 3.2 years ago

    Don’t call me a pleb, I prefer to be called dumbass

  • Welp 3.2 years ago

    Good luck, I hope it isn’t anything like what we got, or what New Orleans got for that matter.

  • 2021 points 3.2 years ago

    Now it’s 2025, the years go by so quickly.

    +2
  • Apocalypse Ramp Car V.2 3.2 years ago

    @TurtlesThatFly thanks, I think you’re the first one to mention those. I worked my arse off on that dripping nuclear sign and the biohazard sign, and nobody said anything about it lmao

  • When the Tropical Storm is Bussin’ 3.2 years ago

    @birb26 click on the menu button in the top right, there should be a “videos” section. In this section, there’s a button that says “create” in the top left, click on that, and the rest should be straightforward.

  • S666 ids. Pandoras Box 3.2 years ago

    This is a very high density missile pod, very cool! Also the name is very fitting as well.

    +1
  • ender dragon 3.2 years ago

    Minceraft durgon

    +4
  • Bombardier CRJ CF-34 Engine 3.2 years ago

    This is a level of dedication that I have yet to reach

  • I managed to reach light speed using a warp drive. 3.2 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 ah ok, the lack of drag definitely helps with immense speed, both with reaching said speed and dealing with it as well.

  • J7W1 Shinden 3.2 years ago

    Nice low-part Shinden, great performance and visual fidelity while keeping it simple.

    +2
  • I managed to reach light speed using a warp drive. 3.2 years ago

    I find it impressive that not only are the beacon lights reacting to this immense speed, much like actual light sources irl would react to traveling at the speed of light, but that also the craft itself is surviving these speeds, usually most SP crafts disintegrate at such unfathomable speeds.

  • FLYING UNDERGROUND 3.2 years ago

    Dario Costa: flies Extra-300 through tunnel
    AC Players: “Hey, I’ve seen this one!”

    +5
  • ST. Emil AI tank 3.2 years ago

    Very fun to fight with another tank, great work here!

  • G10N Fugaku 3.2 years ago

    e🅱️ic :DDDDD 😎

    +1