@Learpot future residents of the SP website are gonna look at the comment section here without any context at all and wonder just what the actual hell happened
If you want to leave, that’s your decision, but please for the love of god, do not delete your account, I really want to try that destroyer you created but I can’t rn cause I only have a phone and that thing has over 2,000 parts
@DerpTheSoyacfartala wait so if the CPC just shuts off automatically if under too much stress, does that mean you’re momentarily vulnerable to bullets and/or as you chip recognizes, metal pieces moving at high speed?
Continued: 4th degree burns in some places, all over his body. The impact generated so much heat that some parts of his body ended up spontaneously combusting. On the ground, unconscious and on fire, Wiimini stared at the destruction in horror, fearing he was next. Having done it’s job, the SHMT drove away unharmed, standing tall among the grass and shrubbery of the environment. As Wiimini watched the behemoth cruise along, he suddenly heard ear-wrenching screaming coming from his left. Startled, he reared himself around, only to see Derp tearing about the fields, on fire and hollering in pain. Finding a nearby lake from earlier, he launched himself into it like an over-excited child at the pool. Misjudging how deep it was, he plummeted to the floor, and was met by a face full of miscellaneous materials that had accumulated on the bed of the lake. Surfacing shortly after, still in pain from the impact, Wiimini couldn’t help but laugh after watching the clusterf•ck of what just happened.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala well in that case, allow me to be the first... As Derp and Wiimini were in a tussle, Derp trying to dodge plasma bolts from Wiimini’s XMG-32 Pulse Rifle, and Wiimini trying to aim his firearm properly, the silhouette of a massive structure loomed in the distance. Wiimini was momentarily distracted by this entity, which intrigued Derp to take a look as well. The object was at such a distance away, it was nearly impossible to tell what it was, however, one thing was for sure, it wasmoving.Towards them, in fact. Ever so curious, Derp ran off towards the object to get a better look, and Wiimini, temporarily ceasing fire, peered off into the distance as well, viewing the object through the scope on his rifle. After about 30 seconds of running towards the object, Derp soon realized what he was facing. Thundering over the rolling hills directly towards him, a PyrhPan SHMT-1000 “Dominator“ was droning about the landscape, weapons elevated in the air. Running towards it again to get an even better look, he now noticed just how large this tank was, about the size of Hitler’s Landkreuzer P.1000, except this one had dual RailCannons as it’s primary armament. Suddenly, the massive dreadnought of a tank stopped in its tracks, quite literally. The exterior camera on the top of the turret pointed towards Derp, and almost immediately afterwards, the frontal Anti-Tank Fixed SPG on the front of the hull started to traverse towards Derp’s location, the massive gun now descending to aim at him. Terrified, Derp ran off at full speed, narrowly avoiding a HEAT Round from the massive gun, firing shortly after his departure. Wiimini, examining his rifle, suddenly heard Derp running back towards his original location, except instead of attacking Wiimini, he warned Wiimini of the monstrosity before them. As if he had summoned it upon mentioning it, a huge 650mm RailCannon Spike flew overhead, impacting the wall Wiimini was standing upon, and completely shattering it. But it wasn’t Wiimini who the SHMT was after. Seconds after, another 650mm. came barreling towards them at Mach 7, this time hitting it’s designated target. Before Derp could even react, the RailCannon Spike impacted Derp’s magnetic field deployed by his CLevic Chip, causing the round to richochet off into the distance, impacting the ground far away. This unfathomable force immediately knocked Derp to the ground unconscious, sending 3rd, and even 4th degree burns in some places, all over
@Learpot
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
All of this is getting completely insane, now go to your rooms you two, or else imma have to take away your Minecraft privileges.
@WiiWiiTheMini Sorry for any inconvenience sir, these two just don’t know how to behave themselves anymore, one of them’s an idiot, the other one’s a genetic impossibility of a dog creature thing, and I’m just a single mother trying to keep her i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ children at bay.
@Learpot
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Y’know maybe we should just continue this in Discord or something, and spare this poor comment section from our chaos lol
@DerpTheSoyacfartala this comment will sound weird but the answer might make all this weirder, but I still can’t tell if you’re RP’ing with your soyacfartala thing as a feral creature or anthro creature and quite frankly, I’m not sure which outcome makes the entirety of this nightmare of a comment section weirder.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala ohmygod
Why don’t I just take you to a pet store or something and let you go insane in there while I go back to my own business at PyrhPan
@DerpTheSoyacfartala let’s just say that the toolgun is a piece of technology that likes to, well, ignore all laws of logic. If you want something done, the toolgun can do it.
@Learpot aight well if that’s the case then I’ll just give myself immortality with the toolgun, shoot me all you want and I shall feel absolutely no pain whatsoever, and my body shan’t be damaged in any way. guns cock
@Learpot haven’t you realized he isn’t exactly human, and judging by your teleportation powers I don’t think you’re exactly human at this point either lmao
Alt. Title: how to give a Subwoofer a stroke
+3@OwO yes funny number go brrrr
+3@TeaKippy NEIN
+3@Learpot sometimes, sacrifices must be made in order to restore greatness.
+3@Learpot future residents of the SP website are gonna look at the comment section here without any context at all and wonder just what the actual hell happened
+3@Learpot
+3@OwO
I can’t tell whether we should call C.P.S, PyrhPan, or a mental institution
@OwO Learpot is scaring me
+3And that’s saying something honestly
@Learpot what the hell are you implying
+3@Learpot would you like some asbestos with your meal?
+3@OwO Yes
+3@Learpot you’re gonna go on another tangent, now sit in your room and be alive for five minutes.
+3If you want to leave, that’s your decision, but please for the love of god, do not delete your account, I really want to try that destroyer you created but I can’t rn cause I only have a phone and that thing has over 2,000 parts
+3I love how the only successor to this post is a build that’s literally cooking it, and it has like 10x the amount of upvotes lmao
+3@Learpot do you want me to just grant you immortality or something
+3What the hell happened here
+3Bababooey
+3Looks better at SnowStone cause the exhaust from the missile you used for dust and whatnot getting kicked up kinda looks like snow in this context
+3@Learpot what
+3Good luck with the surgery, I imagine there’s a lot of emotions and thoughts going through your head rn. Cute little plane too!
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala wait so if the CPC just shuts off automatically if under too much stress, does that mean you’re momentarily vulnerable to bullets and/or as you chip recognizes, metal pieces moving at high speed?
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala I never said the CPC combusted, I said your entire body combusted, you know, the biological parts and not the artificial parts.
+3You know, I really wish I could write that nicely on my English Essays.
+3Continued:
+34th degree burns in some places, all over his body. The impact generated so much heat that some parts of his body ended up spontaneously combusting. On the ground, unconscious and on fire, Wiimini stared at the destruction in horror, fearing he was next. Having done it’s job, the SHMT drove away unharmed, standing tall among the grass and shrubbery of the environment. As Wiimini watched the behemoth cruise along, he suddenly heard ear-wrenching screaming coming from his left. Startled, he reared himself around, only to see Derp tearing about the fields, on fire and hollering in pain. Finding a nearby lake from earlier, he launched himself into it like an over-excited child at the pool. Misjudging how deep it was, he plummeted to the floor, and was met by a face full of miscellaneous materials that had accumulated on the bed of the lake. Surfacing shortly after, still in pain from the impact, Wiimini couldn’t help but laugh after watching the clusterf•ck of what just happened.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala well in that case, allow me to be the first...
+3As Derp and Wiimini were in a tussle, Derp trying to dodge plasma bolts from Wiimini’s XMG-32 Pulse Rifle, and Wiimini trying to aim his firearm properly, the silhouette of a massive structure loomed in the distance. Wiimini was momentarily distracted by this entity, which intrigued Derp to take a look as well. The object was at such a distance away, it was nearly impossible to tell what it was, however, one thing was for sure, it was moving. Towards them, in fact. Ever so curious, Derp ran off towards the object to get a better look, and Wiimini, temporarily ceasing fire, peered off into the distance as well, viewing the object through the scope on his rifle. After about 30 seconds of running towards the object, Derp soon realized what he was facing. Thundering over the rolling hills directly towards him, a PyrhPan SHMT-1000 “Dominator“ was droning about the landscape, weapons elevated in the air. Running towards it again to get an even better look, he now noticed just how large this tank was, about the size of Hitler’s Landkreuzer P.1000, except this one had dual RailCannons as it’s primary armament. Suddenly, the massive dreadnought of a tank stopped in its tracks, quite literally. The exterior camera on the top of the turret pointed towards Derp, and almost immediately afterwards, the frontal Anti-Tank Fixed SPG on the front of the hull started to traverse towards Derp’s location, the massive gun now descending to aim at him. Terrified, Derp ran off at full speed, narrowly avoiding a HEAT Round from the massive gun, firing shortly after his departure. Wiimini, examining his rifle, suddenly heard Derp running back towards his original location, except instead of attacking Wiimini, he warned Wiimini of the monstrosity before them. As if he had summoned it upon mentioning it, a huge 650mm RailCannon Spike flew overhead, impacting the wall Wiimini was standing upon, and completely shattering it. But it wasn’t Wiimini who the SHMT was after. Seconds after, another 650mm. came barreling towards them at Mach 7, this time hitting it’s designated target. Before Derp could even react, the RailCannon Spike impacted Derp’s magnetic field deployed by his CLevic Chip, causing the round to richochet off into the distance, impacting the ground far away. This unfathomable force immediately knocked Derp to the ground unconscious, sending 3rd, and even 4th degree burns in some places, all over
@DerpTheSoyacfartala well a plasma round from the XMG can easily tear through flesh, and it can even penetrate AR-500 Steel from a mile away.
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala oh ok, so if a Naval Railgun Spike traveling at Mach-7 hit your magnetic field, would your leg just implode or something?
+3@WiiWiiTheMini it’s a full auto rifle with a 64-Charge Drum magazine, with optional MMT infinite ammunition, go crazy.
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala yeah yeah I know, your chip thing. How does that work exactly? Like how does it recognize a bullet from a random piece of metal?
+3@WiiWiiTheMini yeah for whatever reason, he’s immune to bullets, so it’s better to just use an energy weapon like this:
+3hands you XMG-32 Pulse Rifle
@Learpot
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
All of this is getting completely insane, now go to your rooms you two, or else imma have to take away your Minecraft privileges.
@WiiWiiTheMini Sorry for any inconvenience sir, these two just don’t know how to behave themselves anymore, one of them’s an idiot, the other one’s a genetic impossibility of a dog creature thing, and I’m just a single mother trying to keep her i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ children at bay.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
guys no not this shit again
Has German Engineering gone too far?!
+3Very detailed description
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala yes
+3@Learpot
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Y’know maybe we should just continue this in Discord or something, and spare this poor comment section from our chaos lol
@Learpot ok what the actual hell
+3@Learpot yeah why was that brought up in the first place? This is getting a bit funky
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala I like how you tagged yourself in that comment lol
+3@Learpot it’s not inaccurate lol
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot
Y’all ever find a corner and just
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+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala this comment will sound weird but the answer might make all this weirder, but I still can’t tell if you’re RP’ing with your soyacfartala thing as a feral creature or anthro creature and quite frankly, I’m not sure which outcome makes the entirety of this nightmare of a comment section weirder.
+3@Learpot DON’T CALL ANIMAL CONTROL OR PETA
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala ohmygod
+3Why don’t I just take you to a pet store or something and let you go insane in there while I go back to my own business at PyrhPan
@DerpTheSoyacfartala let’s just say that the toolgun is a piece of technology that likes to, well, ignore all laws of logic. If you want something done, the toolgun can do it.
+3@Gluck you’re a devoted man, I respect that.
+3@Learpot aight well if that’s the case then I’ll just give myself immortality with the toolgun, shoot me all you want and I shall feel absolutely no pain whatsoever, and my body shan’t be damaged in any way.
+3guns cock
@Learpot NEVER
+3@Learpot oh no not this again
+3@Learpot haven’t you realized he isn’t exactly human, and judging by your teleportation powers I don’t think you’re exactly human at this point either lmao
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
I’m impressed and disappointed with myself at the same time lmao