Mod BaconAircraft Comments

  • [UPDATED!] Bacon's Multiplayer Server! 5.8 years ago

    @SaturnV Thanks! I'm pretty good. Excited for first year university.

  • [UPDATED!] Bacon's Multiplayer Server! 5.8 years ago

    Server is long gone. Most people show up at 157.7.205.136 now. I’ve been busy preparing for university as well, and thus haven’t really uploaded much. @SaturnV

  • I'm gonna assault your mind with subliminal messages 5.8 years ago

    nice cessna Dash-8 DC380-MAX800bis NEO @BaconAircraft

  • Ever wondered what a small Avro Vulcan would look like? well wonder no more =) 5.8 years ago

    Excellent wing work. Could be smoother but great nonetheless.

  • Stalin creating glorious soviet aeroplane with the waving of his gulag wand. [Circa. 1967, colourized] 5.8 years ago

    @SuperSix I'd be an idiot if I didn't know that Stalin died in '53. I grew up in China, yes, communist China, and the image of stalin's hand being an immortal gesture is beyond a symbol for socialism as it is genuinely a meme to both people who lived in socialist countries and those who are outside. If you are really mad over a joke I made of "shaming" those who missed the joke, the block button is in the dropdown menu.

  • Stalin creating glorious soviet aeroplane with the waving of his gulag wand. [Circa. 1967, colourized] 5.8 years ago

    Touche. You are one dull lad to not get any jokes

    People who had a whoosh moment twice:
    @SuperSix

  • Stalin creating glorious soviet aeroplane with the waving of his gulag wand. [Circa. 1967, colourized] 5.8 years ago


    Public shaming list for people who have no sense of humour


    @SServal
    @SuperSix
    @RailfanEthan
    @AircraftoftheRedStar
    ...you can expand this list by being a politically correct moron (jk)


  • Stalin creating glorious soviet aeroplane with the waving of his gulag wand. [Circa. 1967, colourized] 5.8 years ago

    @Strikefighter04 The IL-76 was quite a successful plane. 960 were built and most of them are still in airworthy status serving countries in eastern europe and asia today.

    +1
  • Stalin creating glorious soviet aeroplane with the waving of his gulag wand. [Circa. 1967, colourized] 5.8 years ago

    @AircraftoftheRedStar Jesus christ did my joke flew over everybody's head today?

  • Anyone else feel like a Great-Grandparent? 5.8 years ago

    Obi-Wan doesn't need to be on the high ground, the high ground just needs to exist within the battle; Obi-Wan knows that when he has the low ground, he really has the high ground, from a certain point of view; see Diagram A.

    Look at his battle record:

    Maul: Has low ground, wins Example A

    Dooku: No high ground, loses

    Dooku rematch: No high ground, loses Example B.

    Greivous: Has low ground, wins Example C

    Vader: Has high ground, wins

    Vader rematch: No high ground, loses



    +4
  • Anyone else feel like a Great-Grandparent? 5.8 years ago

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    Obi-Wan with the high/low ground is canonically the most powerful Jedi. This is fact. Had Yoda not denied his request to battle The Senate with typical Jedi arrogance, Obi-Wan could have defeated Palpatine in the Senate building, which housed a variety of different altitudes; this was designed so that the Chancellor could always have the moral high ground in political debates. But Obi-wan didn't fight The Senate, and Yoda soon learned that you can't cleave the Sheev in a normal 1v1. It took the Tusken Raiders years of conflict against Old Ben Kenobi to grasp his superiority in terrain advantage, as you see them visibly flee in ANH when they realize he holds the low (inverse-high) ground; this was the optimal strategy against a near-invincible opponent.

    !

    Yoda is shorter than virtually every other fighter, which gives him a permanent low-ground disadvantage; however, his saber-fighting style utilizes a flipping-heavy technique in order to negate this weakness for a temporary window. You'll notice that, after falling from the central podium in The Senate's building, he immediately retreats upon realizing he is on the lowest ground. You'll also notice that, while training Luke, he rides on him like a mount, to gain the intellectual high ground and accelerate Luke's training. Example D . Obi-Wan's defensive Form III lightsaber style synergizes with his careful military maneuvers; as he only strikes when prepared, he can always hold the strategic high ground. (The business on Cato Neimodia doesn't count.) You'll come to realize that this is why Commander Cody's artillery strike failed against Obi-Wan, when hundreds of Jedi were killed in similar attacks. Cody failed to grasp the strategic situation, as the Jedi Master's elevation was superior to his by hundreds of meters, making him virtually unkillable. (You'll notice that all the Jedi killed in Order 66 were on level ground with the clones, thereby assuring their demise.) Had Cody taken his time and engaged the Jedi on even terrain, he would have succeeded. Obi-Wan subsequently retreated under the surface of the lake, so that he could maintain the topographical low/high ground. This is why Obi-Wan is so willing to fight against impossible odds to the point where he thrusts himself in immediate danger; when your probability of victory is 1-to-10, you have the statistical (and therefore strategic) low ground, a numerical advantage when you use

    +3
  • Anyone else feel like a Great-Grandparent? 5.8 years ago

    2
    Anakin doesn't hate sand for the reasons he told Padme; all Jedi hate sand, as the battlefield can rapidly change between low and high ground on multiple vectors, so your perspective must be from a certain three-dimensional point of view in order to comprehend who holds the high ground. This is the only reason why Obi-Wan killed Maul in Rebels. This is also the reason why Obi-Wan hates flying; there is no gravity in space, therefore there is no high or low ground from any frame of reference (This also negates the spinning trick, as noted in Example F).

    In ANH, Vader proves his newfound mastery by engaging Obi on perfectly even ground. However, Obi-Wan intentionally sacrifices himself on the Death Star, so that he could train Luke from a higher plane of existence, thereby giving him the metaphysical high ground Example G.

    Why was Vader so invested in the construction and maintenance of the Death Star? Because he knows Obi-wan can't have the high ground if there's no ground left. Image A. As seen through the events of the Clone Wars, Obi-Wan was known to be on friendly terms with Senator Organa, whose homeworld held large quantities of mountainous terrain, the perfect habitat for a Jedi Master. Grand Moff Tarkin was already in position to destroy Alderaan as a first target, as the distance from Scarif to Alderaan was too vast to reach between the escape and recapture of the Tantive IV, even at 1.0 lightspeed. Alderaan had been the initial target all along, as Obi-Wan with the high ground was the primary threat to the Death Star. How? Because a moon-sized space station would have some form of gravitational pull, thereby negating Obi-Wan's zero-gravity weakness; Obi-Wan with the perpetual high-ground in a low-orbit starfighter would easily be able to fire proton torpedoes through a ventilation shaft, although the Empire was uncertain of the specific

    +3
  • Anyone else feel like a Great-Grandparent? 5.8 years ago

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    In Return of the Jedi, you can see that the Throne Room contains a variety of different altitudes; Palpatine placed these there to ensure Vader's defeat. However, Sheev failed to realize that his weakness was no ground, and should have covered that useless gaping pit which does nothing.

    A common misconception is the idea of a 'prostrate position' version of the high ground, wherein Obi-Wan lies flat on his back, giving him tactical superiority from his point of view. However, this strategy is futile, as for the high ground to come into effect, there must be a differential between parties on both the x-axis and y-axis to a moderately significant variation from both absolutes (Angles only a Sith would deal in). For Obi-Wan's high ground powers to be in full effect, he must stand between 15 and 75 degrees (π/12 to 5π/12 radians) diagonal from his opponent(s) on any quadrant of the area circle; this has been dubbed the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. (Diagram B). The total effect for conventional high ground advantage can be calculated via the MetaComm Equation, or f(x) = lim 0→x π/12 | 7π/12 5π/12 | 11π/12 Ʃ(x) (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) + (log10Δ)) * cΦ

    Δ = distance on hypotenuse (meters)

    Φ = Surrounding Force [c (variable) * β (Earth Gravity) * (pressure (psi)/2.2)]

    'x' refers to the angle of contact between the two parties on, with advantage being based purely on position on the Y-axis, as the vast majority of force users base their perception on elevation rather than spacial relativity.

    The power of gravitational force has great effect on the high ground; too weak, and the high ground holds no traction; too strong and the ground becomes the real enemy. Experimentation has proven that the high ground typically holds significant value between .8 and 1.4 β (Earth Gravities) with maximum impact standing roughly equal to 1.05.

    Pressure is equally important, as it is a surrounding force attached to gravity (the high ground has famously low impact in aquatic environments). Pressure(λ) is measured in pounds per square inch (psi), to be used as a gravity multiplier (or division if pressure is sub-atmospheric; Φ (Surrounding Force) is a variable defined as β * 2.2λ , with no metric value assigned due to its singular application in the MetaComm equations.

    In situations regarding Obi-Wan and his relativistic point of view, you must substitute the Quadrilateral MetaComm Equation (the Jedi Master function), f(x) = lim 0→x minmaxƩ (2tan(x) / 3sin(x) ) * (1.2)cΦ [min = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + π/12 ), max = (|cos(x)| = 1) | (|sin(x)| = 1) + 5π/12 ].

    The viable Φ field is expanded, as Obi-Wan has taken advantage of the high ground in so many different environments that he simply uses it more efficiently, and the min/max values apply due to his multidimensional point of view, evidenced by the Trigonometric Perspective Diagram. Additionally, the distance factor does not affect Obi-Wan, as spacetime can be perseptively compressed, giving him the ideal Δ value from his point of reference.

    In conclusion, Obi-Wan abuses spatial relativity and Taoist doctrine in order to always invoke his high-ground powers. To properly analyze the strategic genius of Kenobi, one must hold advanced knowledge in Philosophy, Mathematics, and Calculus-based Physics, and be able to integrate these topics together.

    +4
  • B U T C H E R B I R D 5.8 years ago

    @AerialFighterSnakes Accidently uploaded it as public.

  • I-180 5.9 years ago

    @Topfighter @Nickk The soulless grind will pay off. That thing is insane.

  • [laughs in luftwaffe] 5.9 years ago

    @CRJ900Pilot original is by vonhubert.

  • [laughs in luftwaffe] 5.9 years ago

    @CRJ900Pilot I did not come up with the idea. But I was able to replicate it.

  • [laughs in luftwaffe] 5.9 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    defuq

  • T H E R E D A R M Y I S T H E S T R O N G E S T 5.9 years ago

    @DankDorito Absolutely a non issue when you have more trucks than they have bullets. taps head

  • I don't think I'm supposed to drive here 5.9 years ago

    Holy crap that turret is massive.

  • T H E R E D A R M Y I S T H E S T R O N G E S T 5.9 years ago

    @Minecraftpoweer Absolutely! The decision was totally done to not make ther germans jealous, and definitely not because a gun that big would tare the truck in pieces with its recoil.

    +3
  • BushBacon B620 Not-A-Cub 5.9 years ago

    @Hyattorama Yeah i think he spent something along the lines of a few hours just to get the screen separated. I was very impressed.

  • BushBacon B620 Not-A-Cub 5.9 years ago

    @Hyattorama No easy install, I legit built it into the plane to prevent people from taking apart. How Chancey21 took it off (with my permission) is a feat in itself. I will post a public version soon.

    +1
  • Something doesn't look right... 5.9 years ago

    @HellRaiser Doesn't matter if you have more tanks than the enemy has bullets.

  • Sabre on Mig alley Teaser 5.9 years ago

    Very nice screenshots good sir.

  • A greatest robot 5.9 years ago

    P I S S T I M E

  • Ar 234 B-2 Blitz 5.9 years ago

    Llama ist ze nazi confirmed.

    +1
  • Enjoy the refreshing taste of useless detail™ 5.9 years ago

    @ChiChiWerx Ah thanks. The front of the turret is heavily "inspired" from the abrams.

    A if a tank does not look like a tank, the tank is perhaps then considered not a tank. On the other hand if something looks like a tank the "tank" may not be a tank but may be a tank that can tank, if it looks like a tank.

    Anything you'd change?

  • Enjoy the refreshing taste of useless detail™ 5.9 years ago

    @aircraftarsenal123 Female dog italian food.

    +1
  • Is it drawing time? 5.9 years ago

    STUNNING!

  • T U R R E T 5.9 years ago

    @asteroidbook345
    Roof of flammenwerfer slaps you back
    [chuckles in newton's 3rd law]

    +1
  • M-157 "Starburst" MBT - Teaser 6.0 years ago

    Massive weakness: Shoot any SINGLE ONE of those missiles with a 7.62mm incendiary, and ur tank will basically be Hiroshima 2.0...

    +4
  • K need a tail number for the 172 6.0 years ago

    @AerialFighterSnakes Thanks for the 2008 meme that is no longer funny.

  • Aspire PC-4 6.0 years ago

    Thanks for calling me gay. +1

    +2
  • Almost 4 years out of date 6.0 years ago

    Good choice of calculator.
    ~ A somewhat happy asian.

    +8
  • DJI Phantom 3 Professional 6.0 years ago

    @Planeboi947

    "2.5 years ago"

    go add one urself

  • Proton Track Christmas Edition 6.0 years ago

    @IzzyIA Which server

  • The Design that Just Keeps on Giving 6.0 years ago

    I like the body, but is not a particularly big fan of the choice of the shape and blending of the cockpit into the rest of the fuselage.

    +3
  • My most smoothest Tupolev Tu-144D that I am currently planning to build by the end of February 6.0 years ago

    boi why u tag me on this

    2,941 Vidal99977 8 hours ago Reply
    Can you please donate the parts of the tu 144 to me pls @BaconAircraft


    2,941 Vidal99977 8 hours ago Reply
    Hello @BaconAircraft, I was just wandering if you still have that uncompleted Tu-144. If so, could you please post it as an unlisted aircraft and tag me on it. Thanks!


    I don't mind you making one and asking me for help. But I do, however mind you asking me for my file, no matter how nice - as alternative, easy way out.

  • The JSF is in need of testers 6.0 years ago

    Yeah dood feel free 2 yeetus thy chubby plane'th

  • Curvy curve of the curves. 6.1 years ago

    @Spacedoge12345plane no. wait patiently, good boi

    +4
  • Curvy curve of the curves. 6.1 years ago

    T what @Spacedoge12345plane

    +1
  • Curvy curve of the curves. 6.1 years ago

    @Aeromen You are incorrect.
    I will not be competing the GA challenge with this, as it is 1500 parts.

    +2
  • Simple_Egg 6.1 years ago


    Don't abuse the voting system

    • Don't tell someone: 'If you upvote my stuff, then I'll upvote your stuff.'
    • Don't make alternate accounts to upvote your own stuff.
    • Don't beg other users to upvote your stuff.

    Rules are here. Take a moment to read them.

    +1
  • Screenshots of me flying my baloon continuously for about 5 hours (XD) 6.1 years ago

    Where's the screenshot of me buzzing you at mach 2 with a tupolev?

  • Nice GA Challenge you got there, @EternalDarkness..... It would be a real shame if I were to crash it. 6.1 years ago

    @DeezDucks Yeah. I'll be submitting the potato "friendly" version into the challenge. By potato, i mean 1000 parts on the dot. There's no way i can get away with using the current 1400 part monstrosity.

    +1