3,101 Illusion Comments

  • Gimme hippo or I rip Santa's beard off his fat face 7.9 years ago

    Did you see what I changed in the song @Ihatelava123isacommunist

  • Gimme hippo or I rip Santa's beard off his fat face 7.9 years ago

    GIMME@Ihatelava123isacommunist

  • EX2016 7.9 years ago

    Noice build tho 👍

  • EX2016 7.9 years ago

    12:59 30 sec, so close to first but you posted before 12 am, I win

  • OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 7.9 years ago

    first Christmas upload! @Dllama4 @Himynameiswalrus @MechWARRIOR57

  • OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 7.9 years ago

    Ur brother is quot lit, like this song: I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! @Dllama4

  • OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 7.9 years ago

    I know that's what I thought @Dllama4

  • St. Nicks gift giver 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too!

  • GOLD! 7.9 years ago

    No a socialist llama @Dllama4

  • ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7.9 years ago

    This is Fuji @Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    I know same?!@Himynameiswalrus

  • Christmas Barf X-9 Fighter 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! @saturn28 give the hippo or I'm ripping that beard right off of your fat face

  • Cartridge 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! @RailfanEthan read it carefully, I changed it

  • P4M 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too!

  • GOLD! 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too!

  • OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 7.9 years ago

    Socialist Walrus * #exposed @Himynameiswalrus

  • OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 7.9 years ago

    U mad@Dllama4

  • ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7.9 years ago

    Read it carefully I changed two words @Himynameiswalrus

  • ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too!@Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    Lmao my hippo Walrus amogi @Himynameiswalrus

  • OH I WANT A HIPPOPOTOMUS FOR CHRISTMAAAAAAAAS 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! Don't you agree?

    @Himynameiswalrus @Dllama4 @MechWARRIOR57

  • ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7.9 years ago

    Naw f9m@Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas . Only a hippopotamus will do. Don't want a doll. No dinky tinker toy. I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy. I want a hippopotamus for Christmas. I don't think Santa Claus will mind do you. He won't have to use a dirty chimney flue. Just bring him through the front door. That's the easy thing to do. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise. When I open up my eyes. To see a hippo hero standing there. I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles! No rhinoceroses! I only like hippopotamuses. And hippopotamuses like me too! Mom says a hippo would eat me up but then. Teacher says a hippo is a vegetarian. There's lots of room for him in our two car garage. I'd feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage. I can see me now on Christmas morning. Creeping down the stairs. Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes to see a socialist jew standing there. Ohhhhhhh I want a hippopotamus for Christmaaaaaas. Only a hippopotamus will do. No crocodiles or rhinoceroses-es. I only like hippopotamuses-es and hippopotamuses like me too! @Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    Thank you for spending this moment with my, I guess you could say it has been a WALRUS TIME XDDDD@Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    Merry Hanukkah @Himynameiswalrus

  • ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7.9 years ago

    U woght m9@Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    4 rel tho ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) @Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    Crap I mean whiskers @Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    They r when you put your wieners in them @Himynameiswalrus

  • Do you have any tricks? 7.9 years ago

    That's impressive

  • ONE YEAR!!!!!!!!! 7.9 years ago

    How 50 more until ur ded m8 when u iz tihgerrd by denk mems

  • If you could have 3 guns, what would they be? 7.9 years ago

    Hillary, Hillary, Allah Akbar

    Jk

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    But I must give respect to the Walrus community, for they are fun to turn into jackets. Therefor, I must let the Walrus rightfully assume my gender... @Himynameiswalrus

  • 766 UPVOTES?! 7.9 years ago

    Cant assume my gender@Himynameiswalrus

  • SFA mod VK 16.02 Leopard 7.9 years ago

    Tasted like egg nog@ColonelStriker

  • Sneak Peek! 7.9 years ago

    kill me... Iran out of egg nov@FearlessFabEngineering

  • Cartridge 7.9 years ago

    Danger you took my words @RailfanEthan

  • Rocket 7.9 years ago

    I'm doing that check out my new post@GenrichTitov

  • Rocket 7.9 years ago

    PUT LOW WUALITY AND SPAWN IT ON IT NOW@GenrichTitov

  • Rocket 7.9 years ago

    Oh my god 😱@GenrichTitov

  • Yamato 1945 Battleship 7.9 years ago

    Oh my

  • SFA mod VK 16.02 Leopard 7.9 years ago

    Plz@ColonelStriker

  • SFA mod VK 16.02 Leopard 7.9 years ago

    Can I lick it

  • Bugatti veryon project 7.9 years ago

    Lit

  • Bugatti Veyron 7.9 years ago

    Ty! @CRJ900Pilot

  • Futuristic cargo jet 8.0 years ago

    "WHAT IS THIS?! A JET FOR ANTS?!" - Wierd zoo something guy from movie with white man afro

  • P-51 Mustang 64.0 (Download Predecressor First!) 8.0 years ago

    It works well tho @PorkyClown3

  • Bugatti Veyron 8.0 years ago

    Sorry to whoever made the original idk why is doesnt give you credit

  • P-51 Mustang 64.0 (Download Predecressor First!) 8.0 years ago

    32 times better that is @PorkyClown3

  • P-51 Mustang 64.0 (Download Predecressor First!) 8.0 years ago

    I made it better @PorkyClown3