[Verse 1:]
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class
And maybe now you find
That people mock you online
[Bridge:]
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy's your mission
And that's why I think it's a
[Chorus:]
Good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's "less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Everybody wise up!
[Verse 2:]
Say you got an "I","T"
Followed by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in this case
As a possessive
It's a contraction
What's a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or letter
[Bridge:]
Okay, now here's some notes
Syntax you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's danglin'
But I don't want your drama
If you really wanna
Leave out that Oxford comma
Just keep in mind
[Chorus:]
That "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spellchecker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince
I hate these word crimes
You really need a
Full time proofreader
You dumb mouth-breather
Well, you should hire
Some cunning linguist
To help you distinguish
What is proper English
[Verse 3:]
One thing I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a sentence too
Always say "to whom"
Don't ever say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second grade
I hope you can tell
If you're doing good or doing well
About better figure out the difference
Irony is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you said
You literally couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
[Chorus:]
I read your e-mail
It's quite apparent
Your grammar's errant
You're incoherent
Saw
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
DONT BUY STUFF FOR ME BUY STUFF FOR MY NEW TOON THAT WILL BE MEH MAIN PLZ.................................................................................. sings werid al music @Jonathan1090
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Find the '
oh also (forgot u missed this last night) i made a new toon that will be my main once i get it to the point drama queen is (got tired of being a boy toon)
also TTR support thinks im lying about the chat banneed bc of friend thing.... so i had to send them a paragraph about how i had "changed" which was hard to do bc NONE OF IT WAS TRUE but they think that it was me who said things to get me muted so..... yeah. -_-
WELL SHE ALREADY DCED BUT PRESSING IGNORE BUTTON AND US RUNNING INTO THE SAME SPOT SPAMMING GAG RELOAD COULDVE SAVED ONE OF US.............................
HELLO??? ELSA???? FROZEN THE MOVIES???? plus its sorta obv now that i think about it since he added SMELSA to the end of the name. WHAT GIRL WOULD PUT SMELSA IN THEIR TOONS NAME
Next time I see Jazzy break TTR rules, I'm screnshoting and sending it to TTR support. If he won't accept his punishment then TTR team will make him. I did the same thing with Sir Rockentwist and the toons that were cursing when tti released. I'm done with Jazzy.
Jon I would be playing TTR right now but you won't accept that I play TTI. If you were to play another game I would be OK with it even if you played it MORE than TTR. I will not play TTR again if you don't stop overreacting.
Jon I would be playing TTR right now but you won't accept that I play TTI. If you were to play another game I would be OK with it even if you played it MORE than TTR. I will not play TTR again if you don't stop overreacting.
I honestly have no idea why I have lied so much about gender. I am admitting it today. I am a girl. If I say anything else in the future it is most likely a prank loool
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS
Parody of "Blurred Lines" -
"Word Crimes"
[Intro:]
Everybody shut up, WOO!
Everyone listen up!
Hey, hey, hey, uh
Hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey
[Verse 1:]
If you can't write in the proper way
If you don't know how to conjugate
Maybe you flunked that class
And maybe now you find
That people mock you online
[Bridge:]
Okay, now here's the deal
I'll try to educate ya
Gonna familiarize
You with the nomenclature
You'll learn the definitions
Of nouns and prepositions
Literacy's your mission
And that's why I think it's a
[Chorus:]
Good time
To learn some grammar
Now, did I stammer
Work on that grammar
You should know when
It's "less" or it's "fewer"
Like people who were
Never raised in a sewer
I hate these word crimes
Like I could care less
That means you do care
At least a little
Don't be a moron
You'd better slow down
And use the right pronoun
Show the world you're no clown
Everybody wise up!
[Verse 2:]
Say you got an "I","T"
Followed by apostrophe, "s"
Now what does that mean?
You would not use "it's" in this case
As a possessive
It's a contraction
What's a contraction?
Well, it's the shortening of a word, or a group of words
By the omission of a sound or letter
[Bridge:]
Okay, now here's some notes
Syntax you're always mangling
No "x" in "espresso"
Your participle's danglin'
But I don't want your drama
If you really wanna
Leave out that Oxford comma
Just keep in mind
[Chorus:]
That "be", "see", "are", "you"
Are words, not letters
Get it together
Use your spellchecker
You should never
Write words using numbers
Unless you're seven
Or your name is Prince
I hate these word crimes
You really need a
Full time proofreader
You dumb mouth-breather
Well, you should hire
Some cunning linguist
To help you distinguish
What is proper English
[Verse 3:]
One thing I ask of you
Time to learn your homophones is past due
Learn to diagram a sentence too
Always say "to whom"
Don't ever say "to who"
And listen up when I tell you this
I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis
You finished second grade
I hope you can tell
If you're doing good or doing well
About better figure out the difference
Irony is not coincidence
And I thought that you'd gotten it through your skull
What's figurative and what's literal
Oh but, just now, you said
You literally couldn't get out of bed
That really makes me want to literally
Smack a crowbar upside your stupid head
[Chorus:]
I read your e-mail
It's quite apparent
Your grammar's errant
You're incoherent
Saw
you shall never know (poppy dont u dare tell him)
OOO TY BUT YA GOTTA FRIEND IT FIRST @Jonathan1090
WEIRD AL YANKOVIC LYRICS
"eBay"
Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please ya
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now
(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)
Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)
Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y
no theyre all " except one of them >:D@Jonathan1090
DONT BUY STUFF FOR ME BUY STUFF FOR MY NEW TOON THAT WILL BE MEH MAIN PLZ.................................................................................. sings werid al music @Jonathan1090
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Find the '
he doesnt even TT anymore he's not on tti much either >:C XD
GET ON TTR
I was too lazy to read the tutorial on simple planes... is that the reason i dont understand anything? XD
LOLWUT JUST GET ON TTR XD
cough i meant jetspeed cough
GET ON TTR POPPY
Yes I have it on mac but... I DONT UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ON THE GAME AND WHAT THE HECK IS A MODDED PART FOR AN AIRBUS A380
u can del queen crazy and friend it or something loool
oh also (forgot u missed this last night) i made a new toon that will be my main once i get it to the point drama queen is (got tired of being a boy toon)
also TTR support thinks im lying about the chat banneed bc of friend thing.... so i had to send them a paragraph about how i had "changed" which was hard to do bc NONE OF IT WAS TRUE but they think that it was me who said things to get me muted so..... yeah. -_-
WELL SHE ALREADY DCED BUT PRESSING IGNORE BUTTON AND US RUNNING INTO THE SAME SPOT SPAMMING GAG RELOAD COULDVE SAVED ONE OF US.............................
HELLO??? ELSA???? FROZEN THE MOVIES???? plus its sorta obv now that i think about it since he added SMELSA to the end of the name. WHAT GIRL WOULD PUT SMELSA IN THEIR TOONS NAME
i think elsa never had a crush on u and u just had a crush on her... xD
him -
Lool u just say that bc u like her @Jonathan1090
hes not pranking @Jonathan1090 ask her and she'll prob tell u the same thing
Jet : "Get on tt i and check simple planes" - checks simple planes - - gets on tti -POPPY Y U NO ONLINE
LOOOL Jon had a crush on a boy
fbnrl means funny but not really laughing
when i said typed i meant tped -
OMG I'm so worked up rn. Jazzy declined my friend request and I SAW JON when you typed he tped away immediately so u couldn't say anything.
Next time I see Jazzy break TTR rules, I'm screnshoting and sending it to TTR support. If he won't accept his punishment then TTR team will make him. I did the same thing with Sir Rockentwist and the toons that were cursing when tti released. I'm done with Jazzy.
SAFARI CANT OPEN PAGE LOL
LOOOOL IF MY NAME GETS ACCEPTED IM GONNA DIE
JET I GOT SIMPLEPLANES
(btw my name probably won't make sense unless you search what cellulite is)
Renaming my toon now, The name will be a surprise ;)
Jon I would be playing TTR right now but you won't accept that I play TTI. If you were to play another game I would be OK with it even if you played it MORE than TTR. I will not play TTR again if you don't stop overreacting.
Jon I would be playing TTR right now but you won't accept that I play TTI. If you were to play another game I would be OK with it even if you played it MORE than TTR. I will not play TTR again if you don't stop overreacting.
I'm quitting ttr to play tti. I was going to play both but you just won't accept that bc YOU can't play both. Goodbye.
DOODLES ARE OUT IN TTI NOT EVEN KIDDING JUST DOWNLOADED UPDATE OMG
I honestly have no idea why I have lied so much about gender. I am admitting it today. I am a girl. If I say anything else in the future it is most likely a prank loool
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REDS MOD IS NOW IN TTI!
ok making it now :D
I'm about to make the Red's Mod Guild on tti... What should our logo be? (the logo is any gag i think)
ttr was exactly the same way when it came out, everyone gave them a chance but no one gives tti a chance
The name system is complex and its hard to revive 10 year old coding through an open source made by a random teen