@Frostx27
You fart in STEVE direction and do the chicken dance! It's not very effective!
STEVE has had enough of you and slaps you out of the sky!!
--Game over-- Score: A rubber chicken.
@Glaceon
You fire your ship's Tunguskas!! They deal some damage to STEVE!
STEVE fires a Gatling! Your right engine is hit!!
You've taken damage and have lost one engine. What do you do now?
@SimpleTechAndResearch
Your attack makes STEVE laugh!!
STEVE inadvertently fires A LASER!
You're hit and blown out of the sky!!
--Game over-- A bad joke
@SimpleTechAndResearch
STEVE can only be fought by you and your ship's weapons! The Hornets have little effect!!
STEVE is charging and attack!
Whaqt do you do now?
@SimpleTechAndResearch
STEVE is immune to technology from before the 1990's!! You've turned into a Superfortress!
STEVE activates an .88mm flak gun!!
STEVE blows you out of the sky!!!
--Game over-- Score: A really sad pinup picture from 1942
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You throw a Honey Badger at STEVE!! Honey Badger don't care.... Honey Badger mauls STEVE, but STEVE's armor is too strong!!
STEVE is still charging!!
You have one turn until STEVE destroys you! What do you do now?
@Seabo14 Will do! I've got A.A.A and a Hulamachopter in production. It may be a while before they're finished, I'm afraid. I forgot, but I have a speech to write for class XD
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You tell STEVE: "COME AT ME BRO!!!!11111!!!!!111!111!!!!111one"
STEVE obliges you and charges every weapon it has!!
You have two turns to react before you're decimated!! What do you do?
@Seabo14 Thanks!! They do. They're amphibious! The A2M is capable of medium-range comms and has a stealth field, cloaking any craft within a 300m radius. They lie low and are filled with troops, so hopefully we could turn S2 into a tiny airfield.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You send out 500 Talon Class Cruisers to engage STEVE!! They'll be here in about 3-4 business days.
STEVE launches a boarding charge!! It hits your hull! You've been boarded by enemy soldiers launched from STEVE!!
What do you do now?
@Seabo14 I'll go with NATO ^_^ I am a North American river otter, after all :D And my landing craft isn't so much an aircraft. I have a sizable landing force consisting of two craft, but if this does not suffice, I'll have my engineers get on making a flying landing craft.
If I'm allowed to use these, A2M CSG and the AALPC then fantastic! If not, I can always come up with something else.
As for island, I'm thinking S2.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You fired the SUPER SIMPLETECH weapon and destroy the world, but the world is below you! You're now in space!!!
STEVE is almost ready!!
What do you do?
@Frostx27
You order all hands on deck! The crew scramble to their positions! You order a bagel! It was delicious! You call your mother and tell her to choose picachu who then turns hide and runs! Picachu was not very effective! You ran up your mom's phone bill! The crew is ready to engage STEVE!!
STEVE is charging a missile barrage!! What do you do??
@QUOTEGOD
STEVE doesn't know what an emp is! It's not very effective!
STEVE uses "RICK ROLL!!" You're so annoyed, you go insane! You explode and crash land in the sea!!
--Game over-- Score: Not bad. I mean, you were an anthropomorphic plane, so that's cool.
@QUOTEGOD
You unplugged STEVE's phone charger! He has that new phone that lasts for 42 hours!! It's not very effective.
STEVE uses "HELLFIRE"!! Missiles begin to rain from every angle!
A missile hits you in the face! Lose 999 health!
You have 10 HP left. What do you do??
@QUOTEGOD
You harness the power of the chaos emeralds! Oh no! STEVE is too powerful! The emeralds were ineffective!
STEVE has almost completed its charge! Quickly, what do you do??
@QUOTEGOD
You turn Super-Sayan! You acquire a gun-sword and a really awesome shield! You block STEVE's lasers!
STEVE is down, charging its next attack.
What do you do?
@QUOTEGOD
You attempt to replicate STEVE and take his form! It fizzles and instead, you're turned into an anthropomorphic plane. You realize it's sort of like a Japanese anime.
The gunship STEVE charges its lasers, and you're still able to react!
What do you do?
@Luke92778
You bring in 42 kn2s!! You realize tanks can't fly and it's an American game! It's not very effective.
The STEVE charges its lasers and blows you out of the sky!
-- Game over-- Score: A sad bottle of vodka
@SkyborneFox XD Nah nah I mean versatility. It can fly to space now (thanks ^_^), but I'm talking about versatility and speed and.. like-- getting it as maneuverable as a sphere.
@SkyborneFox Well I AM working on that one ^-^ I'm just not sure where to go with it next. It's really about as good as it gets. Alas, I didn't make the airframe as versatile as I had intended.
@SimpleTechAndResearch Thanks you! My pleasure~
@Frostx27
You fart in STEVE direction and do the chicken dance! It's not very effective!
STEVE has had enough of you and slaps you out of the sky!!
--Game over-- Score: A rubber chicken.
@Glaceon
Where do I not get all of this ;3
@Glaceon
You fire your ship's Tunguskas!! They deal some damage to STEVE!
STEVE fires a Gatling! Your right engine is hit!!
You've taken damage and have lost one engine. What do you do now?
@SimpleTechAndResearch You ded
@SimpleTechAndResearch
Please, play by the rules of the game :\
You done been blowed up.
@SimpleTechAndResearch You're dead :\ Sorry.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
Your attack makes STEVE laugh!!
STEVE inadvertently fires A LASER!
You're hit and blown out of the sky!!
--Game over-- A bad joke
@SimpleTechAndResearch
STEVE can only be fought by you and your ship's weapons! The Hornets have little effect!!
STEVE is charging and attack!
Whaqt do you do now?
@Static Fantastic to hear, thank you! I'm bringing in a few basic defenses and a few VTOL prototypes soon.
@SimpleTechAndResearch Yep. You can start over if you like.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
Sorry, dead people can't fly B-52's. STEVE is impervious to dumb bombs, too.
@Seabo14 Thanks!! ^_^ And yeah, that X-7 is one of my best~ One of those old workhorse craft from 40 years ago that's still in service.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
STEVE is immune to technology from before the 1990's!! You've turned into a Superfortress!
STEVE activates an .88mm flak gun!!
STEVE blows you out of the sky!!!
--Game over-- Score: A really sad pinup picture from 1942
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You throw a Honey Badger at STEVE!! Honey Badger don't care.... Honey Badger mauls STEVE, but STEVE's armor is too strong!!
STEVE is still charging!!
You have one turn until STEVE destroys you! What do you do now?
@Seabo14 Will do! I've got A.A.A and a Hulamachopter in production. It may be a while before they're finished, I'm afraid. I forgot, but I have a speech to write for class XD
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You tell STEVE: "COME AT ME BRO!!!!11111!!!!!111!111!!!!111one"
STEVE obliges you and charges every weapon it has!!
You have two turns to react before you're decimated!! What do you do?
@Seabo14 Thanks!! They do. They're amphibious! The A2M is capable of medium-range comms and has a stealth field, cloaking any craft within a 300m radius. They lie low and are filled with troops, so hopefully we could turn S2 into a tiny airfield.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You send out 500 Talon Class Cruisers to engage STEVE!! They'll be here in about 3-4 business days.
STEVE launches a boarding charge!! It hits your hull! You've been boarded by enemy soldiers launched from STEVE!!
What do you do now?
@Seabo14 I'll go with NATO ^_^ I am a North American river otter, after all :D And my landing craft isn't so much an aircraft. I have a sizable landing force consisting of two craft, but if this does not suffice, I'll have my engineers get on making a flying landing craft.
If I'm allowed to use these, A2M CSG and the AALPC then fantastic! If not, I can always come up with something else.
As for island, I'm thinking S2.
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You fired the SUPER SIMPLETECH weapon and destroy the world, but the world is below you! You're now in space!!!
STEVE is almost ready!!
What do you do?
@Glaceon
You order your men to ready you ship's Tunguskas!!
STEVE is readying its weapons as well!!
What do you do now?
@SimpleTechAndResearch
You order a bagel! You feel energized!
STEVE is aslo energizing!!
What do you do now?
@Seabo14 Thanks!! Well I've got an invasion carrier ready already-- should I choose an island or what?
@Frostx27
You order all hands on deck! The crew scramble to their positions! You order a bagel! It was delicious! You call your mother and tell her to choose picachu who then turns hide and runs! Picachu was not very effective! You ran up your mom's phone bill! The crew is ready to engage STEVE!!
STEVE is charging a missile barrage!! What do you do??
@QUOTEGOD Nah, it's a gunship I made ^^
I suggested this before! Glad to see other people think the same way :D
(Mind if I join in or is it too late? waddles in with a little model of a P-51 and a little otter-sized helmet on my head)
@Luke92778 Good night, sleep tight- and don't let the STEVE bite =3
@Luke92778 Nah it's still Starbucks, but STEVE has a brand-deal.
@QUOTEGOD More like a Transformer.
@Luke92778 Nah this is just high Earth orbit. I'd suggest heading home before STEVE finds you again.
@QUOTEGOD
STEVE doesn't know what an emp is! It's not very effective!
STEVE uses "RICK ROLL!!" You're so annoyed, you go insane! You explode and crash land in the sea!!
--Game over-- Score: Not bad. I mean, you were an anthropomorphic plane, so that's cool.
@QUOTEGOD
Thomas can't fly!! The stimpack heals you to full!
STEVE is charging another attack!!
What do you do?
@Luke92778 Yep, this is STEVE.He says its nice to meet you =3 And nice try with the KV's.
@QUOTEGOD
You unplugged STEVE's phone charger! He has that new phone that lasts for 42 hours!! It's not very effective.
STEVE uses "HELLFIRE"!! Missiles begin to rain from every angle!
A missile hits you in the face! Lose 999 health!
You have 10 HP left. What do you do??
@QUOTEGOD
You harness the power of the chaos emeralds! Oh no! STEVE is too powerful! The emeralds were ineffective!
STEVE has almost completed its charge! Quickly, what do you do??
@Luke92778 Nah-- sorry man, but could you cut down on the comments? :\ You're kinda' flooding the comments.
@QUOTEGOD
You turn Super-Sayan! You acquire a gun-sword and a really awesome shield! You block STEVE's lasers!
STEVE is down, charging its next attack.
What do you do?
@Luke92778 Sorry, you're dead, and STEVE is already run on Starbucks, so he's naturally immune.
@QUOTEGOD
You attempt to replicate STEVE and take his form! It fizzles and instead, you're turned into an anthropomorphic plane. You realize it's sort of like a Japanese anime.
The gunship STEVE charges its lasers, and you're still able to react!
What do you do?
@SkyborneFox Who?
@Luke92778 Sorry, still can't fly.
The STEVE pounds you into the ground again!!
--Game over-- Score: Literally 0
@Luke92778
You bring in 42 kn2s!! You realize tanks can't fly and it's an American game! It's not very effective.
The STEVE charges its lasers and blows you out of the sky!
-- Game over-- Score: A sad bottle of vodka
@SkyborneFox Alas. Blast!! Our quest for the perfect airframe continues. We were close, but not quite.
@Flightsonic
You attempt to pick away the STEVE! It's not very effective.
The STEVE charges its lasers and blows you out of the sky!
--Game over-- Score: &eo
@SkyborneFox XD Nah nah I mean versatility. It can fly to space now (thanks ^_^), but I'm talking about versatility and speed and.. like-- getting it as maneuverable as a sphere.
@SkyborneFox Well I AM working on that one ^-^ I'm just not sure where to go with it next. It's really about as good as it gets. Alas, I didn't make the airframe as versatile as I had intended.
Alright, so so far I'm thinking: Gun ship, VTOL truck or the stealth cargo first. I'll get to all of these eventually =3
@Static This looks like the first Aerospace module from CAP. Neat, thanks ^^