50.4k RepublicOfCursedPlanes Comments

  • I did something to the 777… 1.2 years ago

    @Aarav
    @DatMaluchGuy19
    @ThatRandomCouchPotato

    +1
  • Results of the D-02 Challegne 1.2 years ago

    Congrats to @FeiGe3 and @CR929thenewspplayer for winning!
    As part of the prize, you can each request 1 livery from me, but remember to consult me first.

    +3
  • XWB-10 Airship 1.2 years ago

    @Rework I almost thought that was a real photo and you 3D-printed the airship lol

    +1
  • DC 10 -30 1.2 years ago

    @Transair56 👍

  • United Airlines Douglas DC 10-10 [Flight 232] 1.2 years ago

    @hellothere28 press FireGuns

  • DC 10 -30 1.2 years ago

    @Transair56 i'm only scratching the surface

  • Southwest Boeing 737-3T0 1.2 years ago

    baconeggs making an airliner??!?!

    +2
  • HT-7 EIZERN TYPE V 1.2 years ago

    When the Tank has its own anti-Tank landmines:

    +1
  • F-16C/D Manual 1.2 years ago

    warth under

  • The Most Accurate A340 on simpleplanes 1.2 years ago

    I can’t actually tell if you’re trolling but sure

    +1
  • RCP Engineering D-01-300P2F | Amazon Air 1.2 years ago

    @NAFASIRO we call them ‘O’ (Ordinary) Levels here.
    Also I’m only taking them next year

  • worst fucking plane ive ever fucking made dont download this shit 1.2 years ago

    Still better than some other planes though

  • Basspanzer 2a4 (F) 2022 1.2 years ago

    Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
    Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
    Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
    Was fährt so spät auf hoher See
    Das Kronjuwel der Bassarmee
    Die Bassmarck und sein Kapitän
    Das weltweit grösste Soundsystem
    Auf diesem Schiff ist Abgeh'n Pflicht
    Zu laute Musik gibt es nicht
    Hier kommt der Sound, der dein' Kiefer bricht
    Wie ein Wolframklotz in dein Gesicht
    Wir hab'n nicht den besten Ruf
    Dafür den besten Vodka-O
    Du hältst dich für ein Partytier
    Hier ist der ganze Party-Zoo
    Dauersaufen, Druckbetankung
    Assi wie ein Fliesentisch
    Der Vodka wird zu ei'm Gemisch
    Lethaler als ein Kugelfisch
    Eins zwei, Feuer frei
    Abriss machen ohne Gnade
    Wer vor dem Morgen schlapp macht
    Der frisst Panzerschokolade
    Drei, vier, hoch das Bier
    Keine falsche Müdigkeit
    Jeder Einzelne an Bord ist
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
    Die Bassmarck ist ein Stahlkoloss
    Und ist auf hoher See der Boss
    Auf uns ist jeder Schuss verschenkt
    Wenn der Schall dein Sonar zersprengt
    Der Ton aus den Schiffskanonen
    Kommt von Harman und Kardon
    Das Flakgeschütz gesponsort von Bose
    Macht aus deinen Matrosen Matrosen-Soße
    Allerdings muss das nicht sein
    Wir lassen uns auf Freundschaft ein
    Komm zu uns an Bord aufs Deck
    Wir saufen uns die Rübe weg
    Nacht für Nacht, Tag für Tag
    Bleibt die Bassmarck unbesiegt
    Egal ob feindliche Gewässer
    Am Ende feiern alle mit
    Eins zwei, Feuer frei
    Abriss machen ohne Gnade
    Wer vor dem Morgen schlapp macht
    Der frisst Panzerschokolade
    Drei, vier, hoch das Bier
    Keine falsche Müdigkeit
    Jeder Einzelne an Bord
    Ist allzeit kampf- und saufbereit
    Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
    Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck, Bassmarck
    Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass, Bass
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba, Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck
    Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Ba-Bassmarck

    +2
  • IA SimpleAI - MNIST 1.2 years ago

    This game knows no limits.
    (we’re fr gonna have a chatbot in here soon)

    +9
  • [Closed] RCP Engineering D-02-300 Challenge 1.2 years ago

    @CoachPickles86 you’re the one who judged the entries so you should post it

  • 1919810 1.2 years ago

    @Superliner350 you’re taking this too far. There’s a limit to what you can call a joke, and you’ve crossed it. We can understand what you mean, but it’s not funny any more, so please just stop

    +2
  • 1919810 1.2 years ago

    @Superliner350 how’s that racist? Do people now get triggered whenever someone mentions the colours “white”, “black” or “rainbow”? This society is way too sensitive nowadays

    +2
  • Su-27 | "Flanker-B" 1.2 years ago

    Noooooo he became black
    But anyways, congrats on platinum!

    +1
  • Su-27 | "Flanker-B" 1.2 years ago

    Don’t upvote we need to keep him at gold

    +1
  • 1.2 years ago

    @Pan yep I definitely wrote an essay to retaliate

  • 1.2 years ago

    I saw that post, may or may not have written an essay to retaliate.
    Anyways, it’s been removed. If you click on the link, you’ll find yourself on the homepage.

    +1
  • [Closed] RCP Engineering D-02-300 Challenge 1.2 years ago

    @CoachPickles86 he was talking about the results I think

  • Why do people reply so quickly? 1.2 years ago

    I just happen to be here

    +1
  • Barbie Plastic Mirror 1.2 years ago

    Bro predicted Barbenheimer

    +2
  • Types of Different SP Players based on their Colour on profile 1.2 years ago

    @SILVERPANZER
    4th way: post weird-looking fictional aircraft/stuff once a month and watch them go viral.
    No regrets.

    +2
  • Another day in SimplePains ™ 1.2 years ago

    Oh the misery

    +2
  • If Jundroo doesn’t plan to make updates for the foreseeable future, I have some ideas 1.2 years ago

    So, to announce that you don't have time to make features, you make features. It doesn't make much sense.
    Also, I doubt that the devs want to give up on SP, since some of them are still involved in SPBC (the main Discord server). It's just that they'll need about 2 years-ish to sort out all the Juno bugs and wait for the initial hype to die down, before they consider any updates.

    +1
  • The MD-11 is the safer DC-10 1.3 years ago

    Yeah, you can see the centre engine on this image.

  • The MD-11 is the safer DC-10 1.3 years ago

    @DatMaluchGuy19 *727
    But yeah, it has 3 engines; the exhaust for the middle engine is at the very rear of the plane

  • [Teaser] Its time to dance with the Angels 1.3 years ago

    @Randomplayer there are only 187 F-22s in the world. On absolutely no grounds would the US Air Force give any of those precious jets to the Blue Angels

    +1
  • SP should have new mirror system 1.3 years ago

    Just disconnect your cockpit from the fuselage using the connections tool, then there shouldn’t be any issues when mirroring

    +1
  • i quit sp 1.3 years ago

    ok

  • Bell X-22A | EXPERIMENTAL CHALLENGE 1.3 years ago

    I would say the cockpit is actually pretty well-done. The only issue is that your rudder (tail) is extremely out of proportion, ruining the look of the build. Just keep that in mind next time, and if you’re concerned about keeping things in proportion, use blueprints. @LimeAir

    +1
  • 1919810 1.3 years ago

    V-2222222222222

    +5
  • SA 161-137(test) 1.3 years ago

    “Excuse me ma’am, I don’t think planes have sunroofs this large…”

  • The main series of reasons why I do not make replicas 1.3 years ago

    I relate so much to this

    +4
  • Testing the RCP Engineering D-01-300P2F in VR! 1.3 years ago

    @Neruneten21 can you put the link for the plane here? If I do it, it might be considered self-advertising.
    Also, thanks for testing my plane!

  • [Especial 25K] Gabriel 747 1.3 years ago

    Congrats!

    +1
  • 1 NEW 1.3 years ago

    @starmango it’s the idea that counts.

    +1
  • Is it possible to reach platinum anymore 1.3 years ago

    I’ve only been here for 10 months, and look at me now.
    And about my opinion on platinum? Well, if you reach it, you reach it. There are no awards, no prizes, and you will not be any different of a player than you were before. Those users who become singularly focused on reaching this rank will find that after doing so, they lose all their purpose (which is something that I’ve prevented myself from doing).
    So if you truly want to enjoy SimplePlanes, focus on the game’s primary objective: building whatever you like. Gaining points should only be a secondary objective.

    +2
  • Do not search "Aeromorph" in Google 1.3 years ago

    Souplane did it for us…

    +1
  • RCP Engineering D-01-300P2F | Amazon Air 1.3 years ago

    @FLANEFANCY1234 bro I have exams in 3 weeks, just be patient. This is pretty fast considering there are planes that take an entire year to make

  • RCP Engineering D-01-300P2F | Amazon Air 1.3 years ago

    @FLANEFANCY1234 in October. I delayed it because I have to study

  • Has anyone played Simplephysics? 1.3 years ago

    That game is even older than SimplePlanes

  • DC10 -30F Federal Express [N306FE] 1.3 years ago

    Image resolution go brrrr

  • E170 Finnair 1.3 years ago

    @Walrus001 also, you can take custom screenshots by clicking on the blueprint icon (hidden within the eye icon), adding your screenshot as a blueprint, and then taking a screenshot of that blueprint while publishing.
    Or alternatively, follow this tutorial.
    Custom screenshots really bring out your builds, and the possibilities are endless.

    +1
  • E170 Finnair 1.3 years ago

    Walrus001 making a jet plane??? No way!!!

    +1
  • TIE SP Special edition 1.3 years ago

    @FalHartIndustries he asked someone else to take the screenshots for him

    +1
  • Smoke Trails 2 1.3 years ago

    @PlaneFlightX what did you do to your SWL-10 💀💀💀

  • Airbus A350-941 Air China 1.3 years ago

    @cx332 what’s the map in the last screenshot?