John 3:16

A few facts about me:
- I play war thunder
- German main (blind obv)
- Pilot in training
- I was the Supreme Allied Commander in the Second World War, you may know me by my nickname Dwight D Eisenhower.
- I was the fifteenth and a half president of the United States of America
- I invented the question mark
- proud owner of the “Red October” Typhoon class submarine (yeah I had it this whole time, that’s my bad Soviet Navy)
- Murican 🦅🇺🇸
- Location: Earth
- The Nimitz-class supercarrier is named after my dog
- I have a formula 1 race car hanging as my chandelier
- I traveled to North Sentinel Island as a toddler and lived with the natives for 20 years to learn their language, culture, traditions, and history and I go back annually every July 32nd to deliver them a keg of boba tea
- I’m personal friends with Napoleon Bonaparte
- I once beat a mountain lion named Frederick at two simultaneous games of chess with just my right pinky whilst reading 6 Merriam Webster American English dictionaries.
- I have a signed football jersey from Genghis Khan himself
- People often tend to recognize my appearance in public as I starred as the famous character Saul Goodman in the hit TV show Better Call Saul
- I discovered that Australia is upside down
- I have on numerous occasions scientifically proven that birds are in fact not real nor government drones but are instead aliens controlled by the central entity by the title of “Big Justice” who is most likely in a Costco in South Florida as we speak
- Tom Cruise was my kindergarten teacher in 1905
- France is not real, it is actually a hologram
- I once met the famous Soviet leader Nikita Khrushchev in Natural Disasters Survival on Roblox
- I was the first person to step foot on Mars and introduce the Martians to the mythical realm of Temu and Coca Cola
- My diet consists of pure protein, pure protein, and even more pure protein. Oh, and don’t forget pure protein.
- I drive my privately owned Imperial Star Destroyer anywhere I go.