Oh. Oops. I guess your Ikea box wasn't delivered. Instead, you've received a Mark 36. Well anyways, follow the new instructions for how to mount this 17,500-pound device to your aircraft.
Start-up Instructions: VTOL to steer, pitch to accelerate, AG1 to pop the lid.
Step 1: Locate Screws
In the front of your crate, you'll find four black screws. Please first separate them from the box, then each other. The backmost screw holds them to the box. Use the manual part connection editor to free it.
Step 2: Locate Bracket
This is the mounting bracket. It is found atop the Mark 36. The 4 screws will eventually be threaded through this location.
The red block seen on the mounting bracket connects the Mark 36 to its mobile rack. It must be disconnected and then deleted for installation.
Step 3: Mounting
To mount, line up the mounting bracket under the desired surface. Once in position, thread the 4 screws through the bracket and into the mounting surface. Product is ready to be used.
Okay, we all know you're not going to be able to purchase a Mark 36, especially from Ikea. This post is supposed to be a joke, but the Mark 36 isn't. It's 1:1 scale, accurately weighed, and you all can use it on whatever projects you want. I've seen a cool challenge where this build may come in handy. That's all for now, thanks for stopping by!
Specifications
General Characteristics
- Predecessor Lada
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 9.2ft (2.8m)
- Length 17.4ft (5.3m)
- Height 9.4ft (2.9m)
- Empty Weight 33,601lbs (15,241kg)
- Loaded Weight 33,734lbs (15,301kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading 1,567.0lbs/ft2 (7,650.9kg/m2)
- Wing Area 21.5ft2 (2.0m2)
- Drag Points 2849
Parts
- Number of Parts 298
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 950
I ordered a bean bag chair
Umm how did this get shipped
I will hunt for a real lada
@LieutenantSOT Yeah, fictional
@BagelPlane oh, awesome!
And thank you so much lol. I know my challenges have been a disappointment lately and I though that there haven't been many Bomber challenges
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You're doing a fictional though? Awesome!
@LieutenantSOT Thanks! You've got a cool challenge going, I'm currently thinking up a bomber concept for it. I want it to be able to hold two of these, double the mayhem.
Hey, you included my challenge! XD
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And this is super cool! Imagine accidentally getting a bomb in your IKEA box... no wonder why the instructions never help