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Emergency Multiplayer Protocol #1: trolls

26.7k FishMiner  4.3 years ago

Sometimes when your playing on the multiplayer mod, someone joins who's either having a bad day or just wants to make people mad. Regardless of the reason, these people henceforth referred to as trolls, decide that they should start shooting missiles at exactly everyone. usually they are told to piss off and then engaged. However, what if you cant shoot the troll down for whatever reason?
Its seems like you are pretty screwed in this situation, but the answer is quite simple.

HIDE IN A BUNKER

So lets get some guidelines for a good bunker
1. must be away from other spawn points.
2. must not have a direct line of sight from the people inside to the troll on the outside.
3. Must be quite large- we are trying to jam the whole server into this thing.
4. Must not be moving- no carriers basically.
There's really only one thing that meets all of those things. The Ice base of Snowstone of course! provided you can get a spawn point in there...

So here's me and the boys chilling in the base, hiding from a troll.

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Do what you will with this information.

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    638 se34ruy

    this is why i use auto aim tanks in mp

    +1 2.8 years ago
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    590 cheeki

    When there’s no space for that one cargo plane to hide on the sides so he just has to stand in the middle: internally screaming

    +1 3.8 years ago
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    @FLOWRIDER0
    ....and that's exactly what's been happening as of late.

    4.2 years ago
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    37.2k V

    You idiot! Trolls will target the base now!

    +2 4.3 years ago
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    1,218 F1boss2018

    Get a ship and go to the undermountain docking bay

    +1 4.3 years ago
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    @TanksWorldwide yes, but the lasers is also a threat

    4.3 years ago
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    26.7k FishMiner

    @Trollium and how well did that work out for you?

    4.3 years ago
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    19.9k Renameduser4

    @Minecraftpoweer i already did that dude but then i blow up...

    4.3 years ago
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    Could you ALL not make MP related trolls

    FOR FIVE MINUTES

    4.3 years ago
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    Or just press escape I think when the game is paused youre basically immune to anything. If you see a missile coming your way just pause the game and unpause it after... I think

    4.3 years ago
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    18.2k exosuit

    yeah and now they know where everyone are hiding thanks to this post

    4.3 years ago
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    19.1k Defalt1

    Hiding from a troll like hiding from a serial killer

    4.3 years ago
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    I have landed my plane the normal way and get the spawnpoint

    4.3 years ago
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    Well good luck landing there, i need bajilion chaff to land there, maybe the teardrop?

    4.3 years ago
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    24.1k BagelPlane

    I see you got some screenshots too!

    4.3 years ago
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    26.7k FishMiner

    @Developer I would like to retort by stating that it is far easier to trap someone in a room than it is to trap them in the skies. On top of that, lining up a shot into the ice base is far too difficult for your average troll to attempt, AND you can make it impossible for them to get a lock on you without getting into the base by hiding off to the sides like we were doing in the picture. If they try to enter the base they will simply be traped by some means.

    +1 4.3 years ago
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    @Cassian65 157.7.205.136 and 157.7.214.47

    4.3 years ago
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    @Developer whats the ip for the server?

    4.3 years ago
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    whats the ip for the server?

    4.3 years ago
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    Sounds great but now the trolls know where to target if they read forums

    +10 4.3 years ago