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Why the cri-cri is a better plane than the Rafale

1,465 Tully2  3.4 years ago

Bold statement, I know, but it's true. The cri-cri is far superior to the rafale in many ways which I shall list:

1: It's so much better to look at

It's a piece of art. JUST LOOK AT IT!
Simply beautiful
I'm not even going to link a picture to the rafale for a comparison because it will just break your screen with how ugly it is

2: so much cheaper

The Rafale costs millions to buy, which is stupidly over priced. Why would anyone buy a plane (if you can even call a Rafale a plane) for millions upon millions when you can spend less than 20k on a cri-cri? It makes no sense. Literally none.

3: far better aerial superiority

The cri-cri is far better at air to air combat than the Rafale, this is proven easily. Neither have any confirmed kills but simulated I don't think any plane (bar the Po-2) can beat the cri-cri, it's just way too powerful

As you can see, there are 3 great reasons why the cri-cri is a superior aircraft to the Rafale.

Thank you for reading <3

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    Good joke.

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    6,923 G2

    @ChrisPy *sweats in ireland*

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    1,465 Tully2

    @JuanAlt non't

    3.4 years ago
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    No

    3.4 years ago
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    @Dathcha
    indeed, I could have stopped long before, without the mentions of you and TheKugelblitz.
    I only wrote 5 messages, and answered 7 ...

    3.4 years ago
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    3,656 Dathcha

    Ok, it seems you will finally stop. As such, this will be my final message to you on the matter @CharlesDeGaulle

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    @Dathcha Without doubt, on the other hand, your message is of total uselessness, I invite you to be silent too. I had quit, and are you calling me back? Besides, apart from two messages at the top and 3 ironic messages I didn't do much, it looks like you think I answer all the messages of all the people ... On the other hand, I would shut up when I seemed good to do, mentioning me is a bad idea, telling me to shut up is even more so. Hope this is my last post.

    3.4 years ago
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    3,656 Dathcha

    We aren’t stopping because your not stopping. When you stopping replying to people saying insults and things, we will stop @CharlesDeGaulle

    +1 3.4 years ago
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    19.7k DerVito

    Cr-Cri - the best plane ever

    +1 3.4 years ago
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    19.7k DerVito

    confirm

    3.4 years ago
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    @CharlesDeGaulle you could immediately stop at this point then
    Move on. Ignore all the messages people send you

    3.4 years ago
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    @Dathcha I will stop when you will stop to mention me, you can't stop ??

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    3,656 Dathcha

    Just stop dude. @CharlesDeGaulle

    3.4 years ago
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    @TheKugelblitz continue alone then, stop mentioning me.

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    @CharlesDeGaulle no

    3.4 years ago
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    @Mostly ''Hell ain't bad place to be'', but I said that I stopped with this drama, your humor was no better than mine. I have not harassed anyone. Let's finish there.

    3.4 years ago
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    @CharlesDeGaulle they will stop when they see that nobody cares.

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    31.3k Mostly

    @CharlesDeGaulle What about it? I haven't said anything about it. Also I would prefer if you did not mention blowing up my house and me burning in hell. You're not making jokes, jokes are supposed to be funny. Please stop harassing people and stop taking this rafale garbage so seriously.

    +2 3.4 years ago
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    13.9k ChrisPy

    no i didnt ask for that @X4JB

    3.4 years ago
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    @Vincent yes, I know, my message about Mostly house was satiric too.
    @EternalDarkness , yes I will stop that, it's boring.
    But I don't know when they will stop.

    +2 3.4 years ago
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    @Mostly
    Nice, and the F35 ?

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    31.3k Mostly

    @CharlesDeGaulle rafale has less air-to-air jet kills than a biplane which means that the PO-2 is the better air superiority aircraft

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    @CharlesDeGaulle will you stop this? You're spreading drama all over the site. People don't like your favorite plane, you don't like theirs, and that's that.

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    Mod Vincent

    @CharlesDeGaulle My dude, this is obviously satire. No need to get worked up over a cri-cri/Rafale comparison.

    +8 3.4 years ago
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    13.9k ChrisPy

    for u to be cringe and to make a joke that no one laughed at? @X4JB

    +1 3.4 years ago
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