A bear walks through the forest, sees a burning car, got into it and burned down.
A person wants to go into a room, opens the door, and there are Armenians playing backgammon
Two people are walking in the desert, one gets bit in the butt by a rattlesnake. The friend leaves to go find a doctor, to which the doctor says he has to suck the venom out. The friend returns to his injured comrade on the ground. The comrade asks “what did he say” and the friend answers “doctor says you’re gonna die.”
think the warp from 40k
@JustMiko |
i just laughed at a single word soooo very broken
A bear walks through the forest, sees a burning car, got into it and burned down.
A person wants to go into a room, opens the door, and there are Armenians playing backgammon
dark asf XD
the chairs only stand upright because of the feet that support them, not only the chairs but tables, cupboards, beds, yourself and your pets.
A
24<25
AHHHHHGH
cöm
Beans
Hmm
Now laugh or git gud
Yes
Broken enough to the point where an image of a dodgeball with a bouncing sound in the background is enough to make me laugh
I’m an Onion... yay!
Once I joined SP and discord it broke faster than a Lancia
Very
Prefer you don’t ask tho-
dont ask
Joe
S ü S p Ø s T ê R
Like a tiger's transmission
Two people are walking in the desert, one gets bit in the butt by a rattlesnake. The friend leaves to go find a doctor, to which the doctor says he has to suck the venom out. The friend returns to his injured comrade on the ground. The comrade asks “what did he say” and the friend answers “doctor says you’re gonna die.”
I don’t have a job
vine boom sound effect
An old lady on a bank asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her off. (most I could do without the risk of getting banned)