Whoever makes the funnies joke in the comments (no mother jokes!).
Prizes:
1st: 12 upvotes +1 spotlight (if i can)
2nd: 9 upvotes +1 spotlight (if i can
3rd: 7 upvotes
4th: 4 upvotes
5h and below: 1 upvote
You can only post jokes a maximum time of 3.
The contest will end on Febuary 1st
[hint hint I have dark humor and a teen mindset]
Enjoy!
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RESULTS:
1st: JustWingIt- the twin towers joke got me laughing, it was super dark, smooth, and was just super dark, and completely original
2nd- Aviator01- super dark and hilarious and it got me to laugh out loud.
3rd- Marsianere- hilarious, and super dark, but not the most original joke out there
4th- AlbertonPlaneMaker- funny and dark but not as dark as Aviator01’s joke.
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1: My brother and I were playing a game against a bunch of kids on the trampoline. Us vs them, whoever hits the ground first loses. Our team name: The Twin Towers. We lost. True story.
(you asked for dark humor)
2:
How do you convince bored kids to attend being your child to work day when you work at a nuclear power plant?
Tell them that there’s a pool there.
3:
Why can‘t mexicans win the Olympics?
Anyone that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
4:
i was born because of 9/11 (My dad wouldnt have lost his job if it didnt)
Tied for 5th:
What's the difference between an iraqi school and a terrorist outpost?
I don't know man, I just fly the drone.
The other 5th:Food is like a joke
Not everyone get it
UPDATED THE POST TO HAVE MORE PRIZES, BUT SHORTER DEADLINE!
@JustWingIt holy smokes man thats incredible! Nice! Well you better finish the drone soon, cause the challenge ends super soon!! Your a genius!!
@o2o ah
@AlbertanPlaneMaker 👍
@ColonelCanada my disc is Relesc#5018. Dont know actually how to send friend requests on disc cause i have not used it in forever.
@IceCraftGaming he actualllly was tied for 5th with micmekox
@o2o
My discord and my discord server is in my bio.
You can join it if you'd like, which is why I asked about discord.
The best joke: 69th comment cue the laughtrack
@o2o Luckyyyy. Last time it snowed here was like 2 years ago.
dunno bout you but PanzerWaifu should be 5 on that list XD
@ColonelCanada i can tell u my tag if u want
@ColonelCanada yep. Never use it thou. Have not opened the app in like a month. XD
@o2o
Do you have discord?
@ColonelCanada Neither do I. Just spent 4 hours of my life today melting my eyes at YT Shorts. I feel kinda disappointed in myself. I did go sledding though.
@o2o
Oh, you didn't take up any of my time.
I have literally nothing better to do...
@ColonelCanada sorry i think i might have mixed you up with aviator01. Sorry man for the tag and your time.
@o2o
I never made a joke here.
What was the joke?
I also didn't remove it.
Driving through a small town, a man stops at a gas station. While filling the tank the attendant glances into the back seat of the man's car and sees two large penguins. Visibly upset, the attendant approaches the driver: "You know we have an environmental ordinance in this town, so while you're here, you'd better take those penguins to the zoo." The man agrees and drives off.
Three days later the man is back at the gas station and the same attendant serves him. The attendant looks in the back seat again and sees the penguins are still there. Angrily he approaches the driver and says, "I thought I told you to take them to the zoo!"
"I did take them to the zoo-they loved it," replied the man. "Now they want to go to the beach!"
i dont remember where i got this joke.
@Sm10684 niceee!! Love the Family guy reference
What do you call a person who goes door to door selling pancakes?
a Jemima's witness
@RepublicOfCursedPlanes oh hahaha sorry but dw you did well!
@o2o isn’t that… today…?
oh wait nevermind I just live in a different time zone
@AlbertanPlaneMaker As a proud American, the USA is indeed a joke
@ColonelCanada wait did you delete it? I had already ranked you 2nd on your joke WTF? I guess i will just remove you from the list cause im confused. Sorry for the trouble m8