HEADLINES

5000 drunk drivers caught

Erotown, known as Snowstone's Centre of Entertainment had its roads leading to there filled with checkpoints as part of Operation Ensign.

Operation Ensign aims at catching drivers suspected of driving under the influence since Erotown has the largest amount of bars, as part of programs initiated by the new government led by Chief Minister Somberside. This 21-hour operation made 5000 arrests and had 60 vehicles towed until someone who knows the driver so well will take it home.

Weather radar knocked down again

This time, snow damaged the radar after 100 years of service. Expect the weather radar to be replaced at the end of month, so that we can put the original radar at the Snowstone National Museum. Expect no weather reports.