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[SPECIAL EDITION]Snowstone Gazette (21 Aug 2023)

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A Guilty Verdict: From Deputy to Deep Trouble!

Note: The Snowstone Specialist Court was created to handle exceptionally serious cases involving senior government officials and state security matters.
Thousands of residents tuned in to the radio and television to see the proceedings of the trial of Elizabetha Regismund, the Deputy Chief Minister of Snowstone.

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Yesterday, she was investigated by the Special Branch for allegedly using Sn250B to bail out Velmadir Pfister, former president of the Wright Isles. Thanks to the Snowstone Broadcasting Corporation, we will give you an excerpt of the trial.

TRANSCRIPT

PROSECUTION: Your Honour, based on the bank records we have found out that she was trying to-
REGISMUND: Your Honour, please tell the prosecution to shut the f__k up, I was trying to help out a friend!
PROSECUTION: You know really well that your friend has committed crimes against Snowstone and its residents. We won't let you silence us until justice prevails.

[hours of aggressive debating later]
REGISMUND: Please, somebody get me a glass of water.
JUDGE: Ah, don't worry, the constable will give you more for lifetime!

[crowd cheers as Regismund is taken away to a high security prison for life]

As of now, no suitable replacements for Regismund can be found. The current president of the Wright Isles, Philson Kwai Bei Shun posted a statement on social media, supporting the results of the trial.
"The results of the trial have showed us that Baller's people won't dare to rest until there is true justice." -President Kwai's statement on Bonkster