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Snowstone Gazette (17 Sep 2023)

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BALLERISTS DECLARE CEASEFIRE

After weeks of rioting, Ballerists held a press conference at the Exlott Hotel, according to Special Branch.
"We recognise and respect the beliefs of the Non-Cat Faction, as part of our peace process" -Abia Punzell, spokesperson for the Cat Faction
The press conference was attended by international news companies. While talks of peace are still ongoing, residents of Snowstone can rest well without dealing with the noise.
Yesterday, a witness has spoken to us that they have started to decommission weapons at the Tundra Wasteland. The decommission was overseen by five detectives from the Special Branch, and video evidence will be released on CRTS at 19:00.

SIEGE OF KNOBSEND

Gangsters from the Ichani Clan held 4 bank workers hostage at an abandoned building at Knobsend.
The hostage-takers have stated their demands, and these are:
•Release of every gang leader held in prison
•10 pizza boxes
•60 million Snotones
•Resignation of Cmsr Joseph Kai Yao Sip
Other information about the siege has been classified.

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