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Breaking News: Scientists announce release of new element

41.5k Graingy  1.2 years ago

Scientists have recently announced the release of a new element: Potassium III.
"What the fuck?" Said one scientist when questioned about the release.
"Physics has forsaken us." Said another.
Many in the element fanbase have been greatly shocked and excited by the announcement. Here are some of the things that they've had to say about this exciting development:
"On god, how?"
"What."
"Potassium was never intended to form a compound with iron on its lonesome."
"Oh no."
Certainly the excitement is palpable.
Element fans now await the rumoured helium II.

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    As a member of the element fanbase, no.

    Assuming you are meaning Potassium [subscript] 3, all that would indicate is three potassium atoms per molecule (plus this does in fact already happen - with iron - in potassium ferricyanide and several other compounds).

    Also, Potassium-3 would either be a compound or an ion, not a new element. If the number of protons doesn't change, it's still potassium.

    (As a final thing, allow me to introduce you to the "rumored" Helium-2, the diproton. Other than your terminology this is probably the most cursed thing you mentioned.)

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    uranium 235 II when?

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    41.5k Graingy

    @DatTrainGuy19 I'd rather not.

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    29.9k YarisSedan

    My Name Is Potassium 3rd, Commander Of The Third Element, And I-

    (just finish it on your own lol)

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    41.5k Graingy

    @Herr Interesting...
    Haven't seen you before.

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    0 Herr

    hear me out,

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    41.5k Graingy

    @HuskyDynamics01
    You aren't even ready for stable Helium-2

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    30.1k TriStar

    @HuskyDynamics01 Correct, however Verse 1]
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    @Graingy heresy

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    41.5k Graingy

    @HuskyDynamics01 Yes, I know, same element. Term mistake. Made this a long time ago as a joke, decided to share here.

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    @HuskyDynamics01 🤓

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    @Graingy indeed, the most advanced fruit genetics to ever exist

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    41.5k Graingy

    @Monarchii Banana to the power of 3?

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    41.5k Graingy

    @DatTrainGuy19 Start of the nerdiest diss track known to man

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    90.7k Monarchii

    Banana³?

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    41.5k Graingy

    @Majakaligma

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