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Can I breed woodpeckers with penguins and train them to poke holes under enemy ships' waterlines?

816 ComradeSandman  4 months ago

I think it could work.

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    @TheMouse 200%

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    59.0k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    Complete sense.
    I am completely mentally sane, trust meeee

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    35.8k Graingy

    @TheMouse oh yeah that makes sense

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    59.0k TheMouse

    @Graingy
    1/2 woodpecker +1/2 penguin = 1 bird.
    Only 1/2 of the bird has pre built scuba suit, so you need 1/2 of a suit per bird.

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    35.8k Graingy

    @TheMouse wdym?

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    35.8k Graingy

    @PotatIndustriesInc Be sure to get back to me!

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    35.8k Graingy

    @CrestelAeronautics Why?

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    59.0k TheMouse

    @ComradeSandman
    But when they are bred with woodpeckers, the woodpecker bit gets in the way.

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    We'll be studying the concept.

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    @ComradeSandman
    No
    A drill meant to drill into ice

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    @TheMouse Penguins are their own scuba suit.
    Unless you’re volunteering?

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    @CrestelAeronautics Why ice? Why not steel?
    I don’t see that iceberg carrier anywhere.

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    @PPLLAANNEE … I did not run over all the Orcas, that rumour is totally unfounded and I will consider it slander against my name.

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    @hpgbproductions Too expensive.

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    @32 Thanks?

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    @OrangeConnor2 Like you would ever understand!

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    @DatFiat126Fan19 Good enough for me!

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    @ComradeSandman
    Idea:
    Attach a drill to a submarine
    Like, a really big ice drill

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    I think those wood/fiberglass Narco Subs just found a new threat.

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    @hpgbproductions i guess those really torpedo his idea huh

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    66.6k PPLLAANNEE

    just get orcas to do it they already love sabotaging ships on their own.

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    you know explosive, tube-shaped machines that can swim like penguins exist right?

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    59.0k TheMouse

    @32
    Its fairly obvious, no?

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    59.0k TheMouse

    How much time do you have? I want to know what you have to work with. Getting the itty bitty skuba suits is gonna be hard, shipping these days is ridiculous.

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    29.6k 32

    I knew this was you before I read the name.

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