Will you win? Will you lose? Or will you be DEAD?
SCENARIO: You're forced to fight the thing/character in your wallpaper.
13.1k f80shootingstarlover
2 months ago
Will you win? Will you lose? Or will you be DEAD?
My wallpaper is the F-80 Shooting Star, and it has not one, not 2, but SIX guns! Plus, It has 2 1000 POUND BOMBS! So, it would either shoot me with its guns, or drop one of its 2 bombs on me and insta-kill me. I also have NO fighting experience, so I'd be dead before I'd know it.
Mine is a Beechcraft bonanza…
The inside of my fridge
my pfp and wallpaper is a fiat 126
and since im just a guy irl, I'd be dead asf, that is if the fiat 126 had enough speed and momentum to finish me off that is lol
obliterated but i can rizz her
Nah on my PC it’s Wheatley floating in space via Wallpaper engine, I think I got that one in the bag considering he’s just floating there. Now on my phone, I have the skull trumpet meme but with a minecraft skeleton, so who knows what would happen there.
On my phone it’s my dog looking like a medieval merchant. Since she’s a Bronze Age old god who worked in the Swedish military as a sniper and demolitions expert (who’s also a communist and hates Finland passionately), I think I’m screwed.
My laptop wallpaper is an IS-7 in a heart. I’d get my ass whooped that’s thing’s god.
My Mac is just some sandstone looking cave. Some default image I think.
On my new phone I don’t use for anything I think my Lock Screen is a falling Peter griffin airship so idk
@hpgbproductions Ah.
Well, the person who posted that kinda made it a tag confusing since their pinned also applies somewhat to their pfp
Pfft, a 737 max?, easy 👍
Nicolas Cage... oh no...
On my wallpaper b787-8, I think he won't fight me, probably -9 and -8 will make friends
This guy at 17 seconds in. Truly an embarrassing weapon to be struck down with.
Assuming you're taking pfp, it depends on how large the bagel is. Regular size, it's a snack. Plane sized, I may be quickly crushed by a flying carbohydrate.
nah im rooted
Maybe my body was split in half.
wallpaper
All of my wallpapers are SR-71 photos, so I'm assuming if we're talking about an aerial battle, it would simply outrun me.
Unless we're counting my phone wallpaper as well, which is a self-taken KC-135 photo. In any modern fighter aircraft that's probably be a win for me, ignoring that I have no real fighter aircraft experience.
That's also assuming the thing doesn't have escorts.
The inside of my fridge. I’m dead.
My desktop has an animated version of the ULTRAKILL deep blue song cover. I'm dead
I guess I have to smash my guitar yet again
My laptop wallpaper is Anti from Phantom Forces. I'm getting riddled with bullets.
HELL NAH I GOTTA FIGHT A MICROLINO THAT THING TOO CUTE I AIN'T LAYING A FINGER ON IT
My wallpaper is the standard Microsoft one and for my iPod, It's a younger picture of me and my siblings, so I'm fine
Im forced to fight a m47 patton?! 💀
My wallpaper is a fuck i n g b. L. A. C. K. H. O. L. E. -
This is gonna be weird, my wallpaper on phone is Polish Jerry.
And on PC, it's a chonky cat...
Not sure will I die or not so...