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What’s your go-to trick to get to sleep?

816 ComradeSandman  one month ago

Hammers not an option.

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    @hpgbproductions Oh, okay.
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    @ComradeSandman it works for biological humans too, but they must train for it

    one month ago
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    Wait this explains Pan

    one month ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas Sorry, a pan or an axe?

    one month ago
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    @hpgbproductions U Robot

    one month ago
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    @Boeing727200F

    Yes.

    Literally and figuratively speaking.

    one month ago
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    Get hit by a frying pan by your girlfriend. It may make you sleep in an instant, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.

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    cool the room slightly (hot country moment)
    if it doesn't work, force noisy data through your processing unit to clear the ram and use up your energy reserves
    avoid accidentally creating structured data as it will occupy your memory and act as an uninterruptible process, preventing suspension of the processing unit

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Rock life, y’know?

    one month ago
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    @Graingy Ah that sucks...

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    35.8k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Yeah
    falls

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    7,334 overlord5453

    @Graingy sleeping is overrated anyway.

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 My fingers are not swift enough.
    I don't have fingers.

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    @Graingy It's free if you steal them

    one month ago
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    use car
    you can get knocked unconscious, aka deep sleep

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    35.8k Graingy

    @WisconsinStatePolice You should get a Blahaj

    one month ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Problem: It's now 7:30 AM. The allure of the splash was too strong.

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Too expensive :/

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    35.8k Graingy

    @Solent19 Oh god mood

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    35.8k Graingy

    @TheOfficalMarylander Now listen here you little-

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    34.2k Dissent3R

    @126 gotten it countless times, you get used to it, lol

    one month ago
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    28.1k YarisSedan

    @CaptainNoble believe it or not i got sleep paralysis that way, completely by accident mind you, and holy moly is it terrifying lmao

    one month ago
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    1 Do some exercise before bed (just push-ups/sit-ups are fine)
    2 Listen to music that I will somewhat focus on and interrupt my thoughts
    3 Just close my eyes and fall asleep
    4 Put my room to like 66*F and Burrow into my 5 blankets
    5 Wrap my blankets around myself like someone is hugging me tightly (wow that sounds sad)
    6^Any combination of the above

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    7,334 overlord5453

    • take a hot shower before bed.
    • relax every muscle in your body.
    • listen to soothing sounds (depends on your taste)
    These are some of the things I remember hearing somewhere that may or may not help you sleep.
    Or just look for a YouTube video on the topic. There are plenty of them. There are videos on how to lucid dream and how to get sleep paralysis if you are really into it.

    one month ago
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    7,334 overlord5453

    There are better things that can put you in a deep sleep than a hammer if you ask me.
    On a serious note, I don't have any trick. I just lay down and eventually fall asleep.

    one month ago
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