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What’s your go-to trick to get to sleep?

1,460 ComradeSandman  one year ago

Hammers not an option.

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    @LeShunny u lose an arm and a leg did you do that?

    4 months ago
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    jump off a 100 meter building or sometimes an airplane

    4 months ago
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    @hpgbproductions Oh, okay.
    Giraffe Pimp

    one year ago
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    @ComradeSandman it works for biological humans too, but they must train for it

    one year ago
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    Wait this explains Pan

    one year ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas Sorry, a pan or an axe?

    one year ago
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    @hpgbproductions U Robot

    one year ago
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    7,706 LeShunny

    @Boeing727200F

    Yes.

    Literally and figuratively speaking.

    one year ago
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    7,706 LeShunny

    Get hit by a frying pan by your girlfriend. It may make you sleep in an instant, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.

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    cool the room slightly (hot country moment)
    if it doesn't work, force noisy data through your processing unit to clear the ram and use up your energy reserves
    avoid accidentally creating structured data as it will occupy your memory and act as an uninterruptible process, preventing suspension of the processing unit

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Rock life, y’know?

    one year ago
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    28.2k Panzerwaifu

    @Graingy Ah that sucks...

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Yeah
    falls

    +1 one year ago
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    @Graingy sleeping is overrated anyway.

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 My fingers are not swift enough.
    I don't have fingers.

    +1 one year ago
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    28.2k Panzerwaifu

    @Graingy It's free if you steal them

    one year ago
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    use car
    you can get knocked unconscious, aka deep sleep

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    50.5k Graingy

    @WisconsinStatePolice You should get a Blahaj

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Problem: It's now 7:30 AM. The allure of the splash was too strong.

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Too expensive :/

    one year ago
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    50.5k Graingy

    @Solent19 Oh god mood

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    50.5k Graingy

    @TheOfficalMarylander Now listen here you little-

    +1 one year ago
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    48.8k CaptainNoble

    @126 gotten it countless times, you get used to it, lol

    one year ago
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    31.2k YarisSedan

    @CaptainNoble believe it or not i got sleep paralysis that way, completely by accident mind you, and holy moly is it terrifying lmao

    one year ago
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    58.8k Cabbage17

    1 Do some exercise before bed (just push-ups/sit-ups are fine)
    2 Listen to music that I will somewhat focus on and interrupt my thoughts
    3 Just close my eyes and fall asleep
    4 Put my room to like 66*F and Burrow into my 5 blankets
    5 Wrap my blankets around myself like someone is hugging me tightly (wow that sounds sad)
    6^Any combination of the above

    +1 one year ago
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