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What’s your go-to trick to get to sleep?

726 ComradeSandman  yesterday

Hammers not an option.

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    @Boeing727200F

    Yes.

    Literally and figuratively speaking.

    19 minutes ago
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    Get hit by a frying pan by your girlfriend. It may make you sleep in an instant, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.

    19 minutes ago
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    cool the room slightly (hot country moment)
    if it doesn't work, force noisy data through your processing unit to clear the ram and use up your energy reserves
    avoid accidentally creating structured data as it will occupy your memory and act as an uninterruptible process, preventing suspension of the processing unit

    7 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Rock life, y’know?

    12 hours ago
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    @Graingy Ah that sucks...

    13 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Yeah
    falls

    +1 21 hours ago
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    5,642 overlord5453

    @Graingy sleeping is overrated anyway.

    21 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 My fingers are not swift enough.
    I don't have fingers.

    +1 21 hours ago
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    @Graingy It's free if you steal them

    21 hours ago
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    use car
    you can get knocked unconscious, aka deep sleep

    +1 22 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @WisconsinStatePolice You should get a Blahaj

    23 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Problem: It's now 7:30 AM. The allure of the splash was too strong.

    23 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Too expensive :/

    23 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @Solent19 Oh god mood

    +1 23 hours ago
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    35.4k Graingy

    @TheOfficalMarylander Now listen here you little-

    23 hours ago
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    34.0k CaptainNoble

    @126 gotten it countless times, you get used to it, lol

    yesterday
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    27.9k 126

    @CaptainNoble believe it or not i got sleep paralysis that way, completely by accident mind you, and holy moly is it terrifying lmao

    yesterday
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    1 Do some exercise before bed (just push-ups/sit-ups are fine)
    2 Listen to music that I will somewhat focus on and interrupt my thoughts
    3 Just close my eyes and fall asleep
    4 Put my room to like 66*F and Burrow into my 5 blankets
    5 Wrap my blankets around myself like someone is hugging me tightly (wow that sounds sad)
    6^Any combination of the above

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    5,642 overlord5453

    • take a hot shower before bed.
    • relax every muscle in your body.
    • listen to soothing sounds (depends on your taste)
    These are some of the things I remember hearing somewhere that may or may not help you sleep.
    Or just look for a YouTube video on the topic. There are plenty of them. There are videos on how to lucid dream and how to get sleep paralysis if you are really into it.

    yesterday
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    5,642 overlord5453

    There are better things that can put you in a deep sleep than a hammer if you ask me.
    On a serious note, I don't have any trick. I just lay down and eventually fall asleep.

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    5,930 Rb2h

    Get rid of light and succumb to the dark

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    17.7k FlirBlitz

    if I can't use a hammer I'll use a brick

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    34.0k CaptainNoble

    Lay on your back; you run the risk of sleep paralysis but it's pretty worth it

    yesterday
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    I usually do these:
    - Relax all muscle
    - Empty your head, you can use external help such as noises (white noise, green noise, etc)
    - Lay down on comfortable surface
    - Use minimal light

    Or you can use sleeping pills for instant effect

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    3,116 Solent19

    step 1: don't
    step 2: get so tired that you fall asleep anyway

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