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[S-War] Comic Relief

62.9k TheUltimatePlaneLover  22 days ago


AMX-10M: Enfin... la guerre est finie... vous savez, je devrais être heureux que nous ayons la paix maintenant, mais je suis juste content d'avoir pu faire quelque chose d'utile cette fois.

Translation: Finally... the war is over... you know, I should be happy that we have peace now, but I'm just glad I got to do something useful this time.


AMX-10M: Quoi qu'il en soit, il est temps de...- OI ! Pourquoi y a-t-il un avion dans mon hangar ?! Attendez... c'est un hangar pour avions... mais c'est toujours MON hangar !

Translation: Anyways, it's time to...- OI! Why is there a plane in my hangar?! Wait... it's a hangar for planes... but it's still MY hangar!


AMX-10M: Très bien, qui envahit mon... Vecteur ? Que faites-vous ici?

Translation: ALRIGHT, WHO'S INVADING MY... Vector? What are you doing here?

Vector: Oh, hi AMX. I'm just resting here.
AMX-10M: Pour combien de temps, exactement ? Je ne t'ai pas vu depuis le début de la guerre. Avez-vous participé à l'un des événements majeurs récemment ? Vous n'étiez pas à la Défense de Wright, à l'Opération Astro-Inferno, à Battle for Bandit...

Translation: For how long, exactly? I haven't seen you since the war began. Were you even in any of the major events recently? You weren't at The Defense of Wright, Operation Astro-Inferno, Battle for Bandit...

Vector: Well... I came into this war ready to fight for a noble cause... but I look back on the war, the lives lost, the territories destroyed... and I realized...
AMX-10M: Ok, donc tu es un softie.

Translation: Ok, so you're a softie.

Vector: What? No! I realized how inefficient all these goobers are, especially those mini-Death Stars called the A-40Ds. This war has been going on for so long because nobody thinks smart. I could've pierced their barracades, dueled the Mastermind, won, the RCE would be liberated, and the war would be over. Truth is, I am the strongest plane in the sky. Do you want to know how? Do you want to know WHY?
AMX-10M: ... je vais mordre.

Translation: ...I'll bite.

Vector: Because I have over 65 million power in Rise of Kingdoms-
AMX-10M: AUUGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Translation not needed lol

Take this as canon, or don't, this was literally only made for humorous purposes lol


Credits:

MDA:
@TheMouse
@CrestelAeronautics
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26
@windshifter1
@Karroc9522
@KPLBall
@Christiant2
@JaxHere
@Randomplayer
@TheUltimatePlaneLover

MDA Allies:
@Marulk (allied supplier of the MDA, specifically with the RTAF and Hsiang drones and Soko J-20 Kragujs)
@JABH (manufacturer)
@Boeing727200F (builder of the F-13Q and A-19, as well as several other aircraft and weapons utilized by the MDA)
@Noname918181818181818181 (maker of the freaking epic Lagwing)
@Imperialndustries
@SamuelJamesCastor
@LunarEclipseSP (I'm assuming)

I know the said vehicles aren't here but I'm giving credits anyways.

RCE/DoF:
@SPSidearm
@TitanicBuff (Formerly)

Independent Branch:
@JSTQ

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    Nothing serious today, just a funny article to brighten your day in the dark of war.
    And yes, most of this is canon, including Vector's decline into insanity, being one of the strongest planes in the MDA, and having over 65 million power in Rise of Kingdoms

    Pinned 22 days ago
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    2,346 SPsidearm

    @CrestelAeronautics
    I made an APC based on its hull & chassis

    16 days ago
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    @CrestelAeronautics yes thank you :D

    18 days ago
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    @Bruhishi2
    VTZ-1-2

    18 days ago
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    Reminds me of that German tank with 2 guns but no turret

    20 days ago
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    @Kikikokikomarumaru15000 You could someday, but it would be painful to fight, at least from what I've heard.
    Mastermind is actually @SPSidearm's plane. It's currently unreleased, but foreshadowing has claimed him to be an F-15 with armament matching some super-planes.

    21 days ago
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    Who or what's the mastermind? is it a plane that I can try to dogfight?

    21 days ago
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    2,346 SPsidearm

    Patriot, maybe? Cleaver, kind of. It's powered by that. Producer? Well, it's up to the DoF. (warning alert, dof has signed out of this war. Including mastermind.)

    22 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover

    Well little do they know, I have 100 million power in Rise of Kingdoms…

    22 days ago
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    6,272 JABH

    HAHAHA

    22 days ago
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    13.9k Karroc9522

    LOL

    22 days ago
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    29.2k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover that is FOOOOONY

    22 days ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas
    Lol fr... the chaos out there is insane, but I can hide from all of it thanks to today's sponsor, SurfShark!

    22 days ago
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    @LunarEclipseSP
    Yeah, we pretty much have been allies since the M-War, but since Snowstone (thankfully) was mostly spared, I decided to be safe not sorry, just in case anything did sway lol
    Regardless, though, I'm sure everything is alright from here, but if you wanna help with the hunting of remaining RCE forces, I'm all ears

    +1 22 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover Why so doubtful? Eclipse could teamworked with MDA, since Snowstone seems to affiliate with them as well.

    22 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover It can't get any worse when all of the factions involved in the S-War excluding us are sponsored by Nord VPN.

    22 days ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas Ironically it was sponsored by War Thunder, the most realistic multiplayer vehicle war game-*

    +1 22 days ago
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    "This S-War episode is sponsored by Rise of Kingdoms"

    +1 22 days ago
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    16.8k windshifter1

    lol, I enjoyed it!
    Thanks 😂😂

    +1 22 days ago
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    35.8k Graingy

    Comic Relentless

    22 days ago
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    @TheUltimatePlaneLover mmmmmmmm
    yay they are basically gone!
    anyways, POV, least questinable mobile game add:

    22 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F And Rise of Kingdoms lol

    22 days ago
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    @Boeing727200F
    *Basically over, the RCE has not official surrendered but they've lost all their territory and will pretty much get hunted to extinction if they don't surrender, according to allied sources

    22 days ago
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    RISE OF KINDO-
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    22 days ago
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    the war is over already?
    aw man, I cant nuke RCE for revenge for harassing me :(

    22 days ago
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