LEAKED AUDIO FOOTAGE
TIME: UNKNOWN
LOCATION: SOUTHEAST ASIA

footsteps, door opens
Woman 1: Boss!
Man 1: What is it? Don't you have more work to do?
Woman 1: All finished, boss!
Man 1: OK... what is it?
Woman 1: A letter for you.
Man 1: Why don't you read it? It's your job!
Woman 1: There were strict instructions that the letter get right to you. No one except you and the automated factory operator is allowed to know about its contents.
Man 1: Of course.
Woman 1: I'll leave you to it.
footsteps, door closes
Man 1: (starts to read) Dear public relations manager, we would be pleased to tell you that we are pre-ordering a total of 69 units of your upcoming glider. (stops reading) Can't you email?! (continues reading) We are sending you a letter as we cannot risk getting tracked by the public. We are also requesting a custom design, which we were told was allowed, attached in the USB drive. The shipping address would be at the Changi Airport, where we would ship it ourselves. We would expect to collect the shipment in 72 hours and no one shall stay behind. Leave it at Airship Landing Pad 3 and we will take it from there. Yours sincerely, the i...
door slams open
Man 2: Boss! Something is...
Man 1: Get out! Report to me in five minutes.
door gently closes
Man 1: So... yes... yours sincerely, the... ILLUMINATI?
chittering
Man 1: What the (f-word) is this...
steps, static

NOTES:
Changi Airport exists. However, there is no airship pad.