I have refit my old R/M-226 vehicle with a different weapon system (short-range cruise missile instead of MLRS)

Its current name is Phallus II (P-II for short) and the slogan for it is "Bang on target!" (even though they are purely decorational)

Note: the missile is not inappropriate at all, so that's one less thing I have to worry about

It's easily the best joke name I have come up with, but is it too appropriate? Sorry about that, I need some crude humor to keep myself going. The name will simply be replaced with the designation "P-II" if is against the rules