Tell me a joke, I'm interested to see what you got!
I'll start.
A glock and an m1911 walk into a bar, the 1911 says to the glock " bet I can drink more than you!" The glock responds with " old fool, you won't make it past 8 shots!".........
Credit to Matt from DemolitionRanch on YouTube, and wherever he got it.
That's pretty great @Ian1231100
Since this is SimplePlanes, here's a plane-related joke.
@Mymessage already said that M8.
You! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
That's not what I expected! Nice joke! @Mymessage
Mice cream!!! Lol @Elicushman
I don't know. What?@Mymessage
Btw Rolf stands for (roll on floor laughing)
What's a cats favorite dessert?
YES!!! ROLF!!!! @Elicushman
Because it's two tired! @Mymessage
Ok how about this one, why can't a bike stand by itself?
You're welcome mate! @SlowJet
That's a good one. I've never heard that one. Great job! @Mostly
Why are the gangsters so good at basketball? Because they can run, steal, and shoot.
Yeah. I could see that going multiple ways. Great joke! @SkullsAndCrossbones
BEST JOKE EVER AWARD GOES TO... @SlowJet !!!!!
Well that works. Thanks for the laughs @randomusername
Check this out.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMhe-OW8AEoJuW.jpg
Always a good reason to cross the road @ESIOTROT121
A bit of light hearted humor. I love it! @ESIOTROT121
@Elicushman yep.
That's the way to get right to the heart of a woman @ThiccBloke
here's a reverse pick up line:
Are you an angel? Because You're face looks like you fell from heaven m8.
Alright, here's a bad joke.
Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
It was two tired.