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Jokes!

9,101 Elicushman  7.4 years ago

Tell me a joke, I'm interested to see what you got!

I'll start.
A glock and an m1911 walk into a bar, the 1911 says to the glock " bet I can drink more than you!" The glock responds with " old fool, you won't make it past 8 shots!".........

Credit to Matt from DemolitionRanch on YouTube, and wherever he got it.

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    9,101 Elicushman

    That's pretty great @Ian1231100

    7.4 years ago
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    12.5k Ian1231100

    Since this is SimplePlanes, here's a plane-related joke.

    7.4 years ago
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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    @Mymessage already said that M8.

    7.4 years ago
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    1,757 VanNate

    You! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    7.4 years ago
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    9,101 Elicushman

    That's not what I expected! Nice joke! @Mymessage

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    15.6k MyMessage

    Mice cream!!! Lol @Elicushman

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    9,101 Elicushman

    I don't know. What?@Mymessage

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    15.6k MyMessage

    Btw Rolf stands for (roll on floor laughing)

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    15.6k MyMessage

    What's a cats favorite dessert?

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    15.6k MyMessage

    YES!!! ROLF!!!! @Elicushman

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    9,101 Elicushman

    Because it's two tired! @Mymessage

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    15.6k MyMessage

    Ok how about this one, why can't a bike stand by itself?

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    2,262 BasketKase

    You're welcome mate! @SlowJet

    7.4 years ago
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    9,101 Elicushman

    That's a good one. I've never heard that one. Great job! @Mostly

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    31.3k Mostly

    Why are the gangsters so good at basketball? Because they can run, steal, and shoot.

    7.4 years ago
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    9,101 Elicushman

    Yeah. I could see that going multiple ways. Great joke! @SkullsAndCrossbones

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    2,262 BasketKase

    BEST JOKE EVER AWARD GOES TO... @SlowJet !!!!!

    7.4 years ago
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    9,101 Elicushman

    Well that works. Thanks for the laughs @randomusername

    7.4 years ago
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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    Check this out.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CuMhe-OW8AEoJuW.jpg

    7.4 years ago
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    9,101 Elicushman

    Always a good reason to cross the road @ESIOTROT121

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    9,101 Elicushman

    A bit of light hearted humor. I love it! @ESIOTROT121

    7.4 years ago
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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    @Elicushman yep.

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    9,101 Elicushman

    That's the way to get right to the heart of a woman @ThiccBloke

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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    here's a reverse pick up line:
    Are you an angel? Because You're face looks like you fell from heaven m8.

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    2,394 ThiccBloke

    Alright, here's a bad joke.

    Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own?
    It was two tired.

    7.4 years ago
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