Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the"p" is silent. What do you call an alligator that wears a vest? An investigator. How much does a hipster weigh? And insta-gram. What do you call a nosy pepper? Jalapeño business. What's at the bottom of the sea and shivers? A nervous wreck. Share your bad jokes below.
Erm ok. But um, type O (typo?) you know... Gud joke... @dootdootbananabus
@TheFlyingDerp but if you add one hydrogen and 2 oxygen,you get rain
@aircraftarsenal123 type o blood... oof if it's o positive... whatever
I'd make a chemistry joke but there would be no reaction.
A store was selling dead batteries... FREE OF CHARGE.
When does the prime minister work, "PMs dont work in the AM
-A dyslexic man walks into a bra
-A soldier who has survived pepper spray and mustard gas in war is now a seasoned veteran
-German sausage jokes are the wurst
-PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
-I know a guy who is addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime
-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it
-When you get bladder infection, urine trouble :3
-I thought I had type A blood, but it was a Type O
-Energizer Bunny arrested: Charged with battery
At first I thought the frisbee was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.
What has wheels and flies, but is not an airplane?
A garbage truck.
Remember Trevor in GTA V used to be in the air force?
They kicked him out because he was plane crazy.
-what do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh!
-Ever heard of those two guys that stole a calendar?
each one got six months
-Why was Peter Pan banned from using any Airline?
Because if he got on a plane, it would Never-Never-land.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?
Nothing. They just waved at each other.
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When do onions see each other?
When they have a re-onion!
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What do you call a snake that's 3.14 feet long?
A πthon!
Why did Anakin cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What can you eat but is not edible? Everything, but good luck.
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs on the porch? Mat
What do you call a swimmer with no arms and legs? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and legs hanging on the wall? Art
Worst joke I could think of? USA and OIL in a room...
Why did the rocket lose his job?
He got fired!
@Shmexysmpilot .....
I would tell you a joke about perforated paper, but it was too tearable
@jamesPLANESii yes he did
Did you say the whole joke on the first one? I don't get it... @RussianPineapple
@Tully2001 the end is a pun. If the story extended a few more lines, it would look like any other short story. The pun gave me a giggle, I admit.
Guess why the world be like it do? cuz it do
@Himynameiswalrus سكبنلحثثي بميسمين سميث يم!
@Himynameiswalrus what is the difference between a bycicle?
A banana because vests don't have sleeves.
@RailfanEthan oof
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiot's house.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The chicken.
@Tully2001 HERE COMES THE BEST JOKE OF ALL TIME: my life....