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The SimplePlanes Weekly, with Awsomur [7]

40.2k Awsomur  6.8 years ago

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Salve!

Welcome back to another installment in The SimplePlanes Weekly!

Since there was very little news this week, this issue will be focusing on mostly unimportant topics.

1:

The Sickly Awsomur.

”Yep, I’ve got a cold. It sucks. It’s jot the flu or anything like that, but I can’t go anywhere or do anything. So I’ll just be binge watching Star Trek TNG.”

2:

Married in the Sky!

”In airplane news, two people got married on a passenger jet. But not only that, the Pope himself gave the ceremony. Talk about a memorable wedding.”

3:

It’s National Squirrel Apprciation day!

”I’m not kidding, there’s a day for that. And it’s today. So let’s all take a moment to appreciate our own tree-creature, that is @Squirrel.”

That’s all for this week!

-The Awsomur

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    40.2k Awsomur

    Hinc ego sum apud antiquos Latinam loqui!
    @Helicopterboy

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Anything is possible with Google Translate. :P
    @Helicopterboy

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    I don’t speak German...
    @Helicopterboy

    6.8 years ago
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    Mod Squirrel

    @Botfinder what's important is fairly subjective to the individual though.

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Vita hominis est et numerus litterarum temere Tibi gratias ago propter nomen suum.
    @F4f879

    6.8 years ago
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    21.8k F4f879

    Gratias tibi ago mi amice. Nunc laetissimus sum

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    LOL.
    @Jetpackturtle

    6.8 years ago
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    da heck?
    This is Monday, how can it be an appreciation day

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    So damn true.
    @Botfinder

    6.8 years ago
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    Lol @Awsomur

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    I’ll give you a present in the form of no rule violations!
    @Squirrel

    6.8 years ago
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    Mod Squirrel

    @Awsomur I'm moved by this...
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    ... Now where's my presents?! XD

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Are you really though? I’ve never heard of anyone laughing their own @$$ off.
    @DarthAbhinav

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    I’ve got a lightsaber simulator app on my phone. I do an entire Jedi-Sith battle with those squirrels.
    @Strikefighter04

    6.8 years ago
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    I've always pretended to shoot squirrels with my Airsoft gun. I'd point it at them and make gun noises and scare them off the property.

    6.8 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    @Awsomur I have never liked squirrels...

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Though if I ever do get married I’ll make sure it’s in a plane! Or maybe by that time SpaceX will give me a Martian Wedding?
    @MI

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    I hate them. Our family home has always had them.
    @Stellarlabs

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Haha, no, it wasn’t me. You can read about it here.
    @MI

    6.8 years ago
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    umm, all the squirrels in my state are hibernating

    6.8 years ago
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    36.2k DbE

    I chopped down all the trees in my yard to make sure no squirrels came.

    +1 6.8 years ago
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    69.4k Chancey21

    IDK I only won four races in that tournament @Awsomur

    6.8 years ago
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    69.4k Chancey21

    Announce the Winner, and day it was the same person as last gold prix @Awsomur

    6.8 years ago
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    40.2k Awsomur

    Eh, tournaments aren’t really my expertise, so I wouldn’t know why to say.
    @chancey21

    6.8 years ago
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    69.4k Chancey21

    That’s kind of big news

    6.8 years ago
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