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The JERK system: A guide to getting hate!

8,437 Testin123  6.6 years ago

Well, I highly recommend you don't try this, unless you want to drag your SP career down to the core, and a "fun" tango with the mods.

-Jealousy
-Egomania
-Revenge
-Killjoy
Jealousy: When something you think doesn't deserve upvotes, spew hate on it and say that you deserve more attention. You'll get attention alright, just not the kind you want.

Egomania: Everyone should be bowing down to you because you're just the best guy on SP. Ever wanted to be the center of attention? Then just be a complete egotistical annoyance to the website and get all the attention you deserve! Just.. not positive attention. But you do give attention to the block button!

Revenge: Of course! It couldn't have been any simpler. When someone tells the truth and gives constructive criticism, just get revenge by talking crap about their posts, and them, all in a forum post!

Killjoy: Possibly the best way to be the most hated man on simpleplanes, is to rain on people's parade. When everyone is getting along, spread some hate and attack anyone who you don't like. Make everyone's experience miserable and DESTROY all happiness.

Jk. Don't do any of these. it's a lonely world in ban land. And i'm pretty sure you don't wanna get hit with Ban in a Can.

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    8,340 MrDoolittle

    Lol I can attest to this system working, I put it into practice often!

    6.6 years ago
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    17.3k TehDuck

    Lots of people don’t deserve upvotes I’ll say that just don’t go around being a jerk about it

    6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @Gestour ...But there's always something to offed a femenist

    6.6 years ago
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    314k Gestour

    @Mostly Lol, Sticks and stones may break my bones...

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @Gestour
    freakin' clown

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @JangoTheMango oh my god lol

    6.6 years ago
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    11.6k Pjork

    All of you are soooo garbage at the game you should just quit and give in for I am the greatest builder of all! Thou shall bow to their knees and praise my godlike abilities . You fools have not a small chance of defeating me!

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    30.4k soundwave

    Oh my goodness, you cracked it. Congratulations!

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    5,677 Johawks1976

    Anata yoku uchi de booru wa tabemasu

    6.6 years ago
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    314k Gestour

    Another good way to find hate is to trash talk someone on Discord, call them names, and then leave your comments there for that person to discover 3 months later!

    +9 6.6 years ago
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    But... but... they're so shiny

    6.6 years ago
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    5,841 FastDan

    This post is garbage!Why is it getting upotes?
    Everyone should be bowing down to Me because I'm just the best guy on SP.I'm a complete egotistical annoyance to the website and get all the attention I deserve! Just.. not positive attention. But I do give attention to the block button!
    I hate you all!
    (Give me hate now,I followed the instructions.XD)

    +4 6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @JangoTheMango XD it took me 6 minutes to realize what you meant

    6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @Mostly hope you listened to it!

    6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @WaffleCakes @JangoTheMango here

    6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @JangoTheMango @Mostly here

    6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @Mostly oh yeah?
    A Count was riding at Christmas,
    Tjing-tjang-tjing-lutilej
    Around him fell white snow

    Tjing-tjang-tjing-lutilej

    He fought his way through rain and wind,

    and suddenly his horse fell of exhaustion.

    Tjing-tjang-lu

    Tjing-tjang-lu

    Tjing-tjang-tjing-lutilej
    A maiden sat in a tall tower,
    and awaited his arrival.
    But the night went on so sad and long,

    in lonelyness till sunrise.
    Early the next morning,
    they found the poor Count, dead.
    He was covered in snow and ice,

    but is now thawing in Paradise.
    And that was a very bad thing,
    cause as he thawed he got wet.
    But that's how it goes,

    when you walk around without a hat.
    When the maiden was told,
    she threw herself from the tower.
    Now they share a small cloud,

    which is raining over land and town.

    6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @WaffleCakes Oh yeah? well take this:
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Heiß von hunderttausend kleinen Bienelein
    wird umschwärmt Erika
    denn ihr Herz ist voller Süßigkeit,
    zarter Duft entströmt dem Blütenkleid.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    In der Heimat wohnt ein kleines Mägdelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Dieses Mädel ist mein treues Schätzelein
    und mein Glück, Erika.
    Wenn das Heidekraut rot-lila blüht,
    singe ich zum Gruß ihr dieses Lied.
    Auf der Heide blüht ein kleines Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    In mein'm Kämmerlein blüht auch ein Blümelein
    und das heißt: Erika.
    Schon beim Morgengrau'n sowie beim Dämmerschein
    schaut's mich an, Erika.
    Und dann ist es mir, als spräch' es laut:
    "Denkst du auch an deine kleine Braut?"
    In der Heimat weint um dich ein Mägdelein
    und das heißt: Erika.

    6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @Chancey21 @Mostly @JangoTheMango
    En junker red ved juletid,
    Tjing-tjang-tjing-lutilej
    omkring ham dalede sneen hvid.

    Tjing-tjang-lutilej

    Han stred sig frem i regn og blæst,

    med ét der segnede hans hest.

    Tjing-tjang-lu

    Tjing-tjang-lu

    Tjing-tjang-tjing-lutilej
    En jomfru sad ved højen tårn,
    og ventede ham som til forn.
    Men natten gik så trist og lang,

    i ensomhed til solopgang.

    Den næste dag ved morgenrød,
    de fandt den arme junker død.
    Han dækket var af sne og is,

    men tør nu op i Paradis.
    Og det var jo noget værre noget,
    for da han tøede blev han våd.
    Men sådan kan det altså gå,

    når man går uden hue på.
    Da jomfruen fik den besked,
    hun kastede sig fra tårnet ned.
    Nu deler de en lille sky,

    som regner over land og by.

    6.6 years ago
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    69.4k Chancey21

    Surfing @Mostly

    6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @Chancey21
    Don't
    no no
    please
    don't do this man
    oh god
    the flashbacks
    the gunshots
    DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT
    FIGHT IT
    RUN TO THE DARKNESS

    6.6 years ago
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    69.4k Chancey21

    Exactly (thinking of a certain 206 upvote post from last month)

    6.6 years ago
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    31.3k Mostly

    @JangoTheMango @WaffleCakes
    I'm so evil, I'm vegan!

    +1 6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @JangoTheMango then eat them with your brother,Boba Tea!

    6.6 years ago
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    19.7k WaffleCakes

    @JangoTheMango I eat my mangos with Jango Fett!

    6.6 years ago
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