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The Simplelandia Situation is going out of control: Address to Everyone

3,931 JackTheBestBoss  6.5 years ago

My country, once a admired and kind country, is now in several skirmishes and wars, and is resented by some other users. Even, members in our own military and government argue and disobey direct orders made by the superior officer. Corruption runs high in Simplelandia. This needs to stop, now, for I fear if this continues then our country will collapse in debt and darkness. Our current “war” seems to be not going well, and more users are starting to hate us, and cut off relations. There have been rumors of high ranking military officials trying to overthrow the president, a fake president, multiple wars, nuclear options, and chaos. My positions that I have are about to be up, due to the close election, I may try to get some positions to help reform our nation. I, currently, am Secretary of Naval Intelligence and Director of I.D.A(international Defense Agency),Director of Nuclear Research, and a Supplier of weapons and vehicles via my company. I may even completely resign, for it may be best, but most likely not. I direct this message to everyone, the president, military leaders, civilians, and even our enemies to stop this conflict and meet ends. Peace must ensue to continue the life of our young nation. We are all in this together, regardless of my opinion and hopes, it is ultimately up to you. Your decision will influence the outcome of Simplandia.

Sincerely,
JackTheBestBoss
Secretary of Naval Intelligence and Director of I.D.A(international Defense Agency)
Director of Nuclear Research

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    5,841 FastDan

    Rest in peace.

    6.2 years ago
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    Thank you sir @Strikefighter04

    6.5 years ago
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    6,560 Sided_Ace

    You didn’t hear it from me but I have a contact that says that the Commune Of the Balk Islands has Nuclear Capable Missiles at the ready with DEFCON 2 in effect, this is in response to one of our planes being shot down by what appears to be simplandian (but not certain) but high command is not listening to reason and is outraged. If you don’t diffuse the situation soon then you will feel the hammer come down on you. Talk to our Leader, TimeTraveler.

    6.5 years ago
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    I agree. I have not been here in a while, so this is all new to me.

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    Maybe, I’ll see@Mrjace22

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    4,244 Maxwell1

    1.1yrs vs 1.7yrs
    Checkmate.
    @trippleace

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    @Maxwell1 no, my name is maxwell, I'm Maxwell the Conquering

    6.5 years ago
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    4,244 Maxwell1

    Too lazy to get discord. @TheDepressedPig

    6.5 years ago
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    4,244 Maxwell1

    Me? @trippleace

    6.5 years ago
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    Maxwell the Conquering, benevolent dictator of Maxidon by your side

    6.5 years ago
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    Thank you, sir, I appreciate your assistance @GeneralOliverVonBismarck

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    OFOOFOFOF@GreatHenry

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    5,289 GreatHenry

    @JackTheBestBoss F$ck knows.

    6.5 years ago
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    Communism was not a bright future @GreatHenry

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    5,289 GreatHenry

    @JackTheBestBoss Communism was killed.
    Dumb people wanted jeans and cheap beer, and not a bright future.

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    Communism is such a good ideology that the Soviet Union died in 1991...@GreatHenry

    +2 6.5 years ago
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    5,289 GreatHenry

    @JackTheBestBoss And I agree. But not with you. And with Stalin - he put things in order in the country, arranging the purge of opponents. Politics and humanism are two completely different things. Unfortunately...

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    *scuds ready to be destroyed@Davisplanez

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    Yeah, because all of his political opponents were arrested by his military police and jailed for doing “bad things” Stalin was a horrible man, a murderer. De Stalinism happened after his death, because the things he did were horrible.@GreatHenry

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    2,343 Davisplanez

    SCUDs Ready

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    5,289 GreatHenry

    @JackTheBestBoss In authoritarian state control systems (the USSR under Comrade Stalin), political opponents for the most part were absent as superfluous - the authority-leader was a substitute for all the rest.

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    Nein, capatalism is the best @GreatHenry

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    @JackTheBestBoss It's rough all over, isn't it?

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    5,289 GreatHenry

    Classic political party in capitalism country.

    6.5 years ago
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    6,142 Hypn0

    try taking kim jong uns advice nuke everything lol

    6.5 years ago
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