A bit earlier this week as I am going places without using my old friend PC, so here is a joke which I sooooooo deeply wish was serious, it pretty much sums up my work ethic.... ;)
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and
by hand. This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, take two good friends to the
nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer- Elimination-Rebooter (BEER).
Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated
from your system.
You should send this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends,
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
PS: next weeks will be a little late due to the same reasons...
@CSP27 XD that's a great one
or just get the V.O.D.K.A vegan orange direct kentucky apple
lol the bio war just stated
@Jetpackturtle I heard the antibiotic is called
Genetic Excessive Really Lovely Final Returning Insuffisant Extra Never Destroy ''GIRLFRIEND'' Yup xD
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It apparently create something called 'Pineapple Regressent Over Banana Light Extra Mining System' ''PROBLEMS''
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And this is a Multypling Sentence Virus.
And the thing that permit to destroy Pineapple Regressent Over Banana Light Extra Mining System(PROBLEMS) is (Quite Unique Irrevelant Terminaison) or ''QUIT''
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Problem, It's a Loophole
It Comes back to the Neo-Oscilloscope Light-Internalizing-Flame-Extinguisher
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So or you have the First solution but the PROBLEMS
Or you stay with the NO LIFE
I got another virus, called Repetitive End of Sentence Terminaison
(REST) It forces me to Say Rip at least once in every comment/sentence, What should i do
Rip
what if you have Neo-Oscilloscope Light-Internalizing-Flame-Extinguisher
@CruzerBlade Same here. I heard the treatment for that is Jumbo-Urban-Unload-of-Loss-&-Stress (JUULS). I've heard that it creates a natural chemical called Superior-Urban-Supression-Pencil-Eradicator-No-SCHOOL-In-Online-Numbers (SUSPENSION). I've heard it's only a quick fix though.
But I got Speed-Copy-Highly-Overloaded-Online-Light (SCHOOL) virus, what should I do?