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Tank creation memes 2, the Tiger tank series.

394 ShermanFirefly  5.6 years ago

Hans: alright, so, let’s make a heavily armored chassis.
Fritz: ok.
Hans: let’s add a very bad suspension, that is prone to clog in mud and snow.
Fritz: um...ok?
Hans: now give it an over complicated engine and drivetrain.
Fritz: you sure about thi-
Hans: OF COURSE I AM.
Fritz: o-ok! Anything else?
Hans: make the gun suuuper powerful.
Fritz: ok...
Hans: now name it after some sort of predatory cat and add a number or something, I dunno.
Fritz: are you drunk?
Hans: NO. frantically hides entire keg of beer