In response to: This is what I will do if I was in Command of the Area 51 Base by Notaleopard
Edit: wtf the format is all jacked up. Can’t fix that now so y’all gonna live with that for now
Assuming that:
1. these are the memetic material affected humanoids (meme bois) and I can still rally them up with relative ease
2. All 1.2 million people would show up (latest data I gathered as of drafting this)
3. Follows my order with 100% compliance
4. Realistic. (Sorry but Naruto running isn’t real. Florida man might be possible to be realistic. No creative mode or ender pearls, redditors might be able to help by coordinating sub divisions of my meme army of 1.2 million)
Mission critical aspects. (Holds highest priority above all else)
First mission: Obtain documents of whatever secret is in there.
For this purpose, I’ll be assuming a based F-22 in the base as the secret
Second mission: No one dies
These are the approaches I’ll make:
- Peaceful approach
Most of the people would be up for the memes of “seeing them aliens”. I’ll instruct them to calmly walk towards the base, preferably the front gate, to make the guard (who are potentially on high alert) see us as non hostile humans who would just be here for the “lulz”. Visually confirmable that we are just having a good time. Due to the shear number of people, they have to leave them be. Of course there should be a limit on where they would position themselves, on which I recommend at minimum of fifty (50) meters from all sides of the base. It is essential that no one will make any form of hostile actions towards any of the security forces along and inside the base.
Due to the nature of the people (I.e social media active people) there is a guaranteed minimum of 20 drones flying. If we are lucky, they forgot to park the F-22 inside their hangars. Use said drones to take a video.
Best pick of all
- Hostile approach 1
Most of the populace would want to invade the base by force to literally see whatever is in there. (I assume it is some top secret aircraft as the base is an Air Force Base.) Mobility is the key here. Off road vehicles without protection is the best we will have. Assuming prepared items are directed by me too, I’ll have everyone prepare drones and crude launchers to fire smoke grenades. (Preferably What Grant Thompson made) (also R.I.P. you will be missed but you will never be forgotten) obscuring any form of visual contact. Entering the base would be straightforward assuming no traps are in place; just ram the fence. No doubt casualties are present. No doubt shooting would occur. THERE IS NO POINT IN FIGHTING WITH NON LETHAT FORCE. From this point we can steal their equipment to our advantage (guns, vehicles, etc.).
Depending on the firefight, second mission is a total loss. But the quality of the document will one of the highest
Least favorable strategy of all I must say due to the sheer loss of life. But one of the best first mission success
- Hostile approach 2
As literally 1.2 million civilians are assaulting a base, Russia, China, North Korea, or whatever hostile countries will be dang interested in invading a top secret base. They will help in the raid. But it will provoke a war between the nations. A more discreet approach would be needed. Undercover agents will infiltrated my army, possibly teaching some of them in military tactics. Most of the staring raid will be similar to hostile incursion 1 but with a higher success rate. Possible incursion to the base but most likely be subjected into an air strike campaign of the Air Force. If the participating countries would invoke an airspace incursion to support their embedded forces, this will start a nuclear war more or less.
Being the embedded forces probably special forces, the chances of them documenting detailed documents while the firefight is going on will grant the highest possible qualities, thus the highest first mission success. Second mission is also a loss
Second to last choice tbh. Highest first mission success. Same lowest second mission failure
- Stealth incursion
This will take a minimum of three (3) weeks to accomplish. Usage of drones, distraction, confusion, EMP, and tactical insertion will be used. Success rates of these units will rely on their knowledge and execution of tactics either they know or what I’ll probably teach them. To summarize the tactic:
- EMP attached to drones will be activated on electronic units of the base
- distractions will be used to force alerted guards to focus on that distraction, leaving our actual incursion teams to take them out
- a means to disable security systems
- a means of false identity incursion
- “how in the world are we going to fit all 1.2 million people in a base without them noticing?”
— “Brad” 2019
Too much variables. Second pick overall. Will most likely fail second mission. First mission will be better that 1.
Bonus: SCP Foundation
SCP Foundation owns Area 51. Area 51 is their misinformation campaign of a secret base for aliens (technically called Site 51 as the place is well known) They specifically allowed this place to be raided as the true base is located far below ground. Access is impossible
Hostile incursion will result in the detonation of the on-site nuclear warhead.
I am in no way in any form related to the SCP Foundation. I am not lying. There is no 055, there are no bodies in the water. No the black moon will rise.
Raid area 18 so my left wing doesnt come clean off every time I land there
The whole reason why Area 51 is believed to have aliens is simply because of the fact that they test new technology there. One of them was a weirdly shaped aircraft nicknamed the "Flying Pancake." Also, even if you were to try and raid the base, there's pressure sensors, cameras, snipers, motion sensors, and everything you can think of as a deterrent, and are there for miles around the base, so no one could even BEGIN to get close to the gate.
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Crude smoke launchers v. The Air force.
Hhhmmmm
I think 20 people will show up, hop the fence and get gunned down by the guards.
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Good points in planning right here Colonel Striker.
If I was in command of The Area 51
I might aswell Turn the Area 51 into a tourist Attraction similar to theme parks, to boost the Economy of the United States,
and put all of the Classified Items in other bases or move them underground.
the people might lost their interest of the Area 51,if that happens I can return the Base into Normal Operation, since they now know that the base is a normal Airbase that is used for New Aircrafts and weapons of the USAF.
Of course if they Actually hide extraterrestrial Technologies in the Base it now depends to use it against the Raiders or Transport them into other bases.