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Barbie Plastic Mirror

3,865 Sableric  2.6 years ago

"Im a barbie girl.. in an atomic battlefield, food and rations, life is fascist! You can reload my Panzerkampfwagen, suit me in body armor! Bloodshed, is your cause!

Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!

Im a barbie girl.. in an atomic battlefield, food and rations, life is fascist! You can reload my Panzerkampfwagen, suit me in body armor! Bloodshed, is your cause!

Im a traumatized foot-soldier, in a horrifying world! Shoot me up, make it quick, im your enemy! You're my enemy, rush and kill, feel the adrenaline. Shoot me there, stab me here, wir brauchen Luftunterstützung!

I will shoot
I will stab
If you say "wir geben auf"

"Im a barbie girl.. in an atomic battlefield, food and rations, life is fascist! You can reload my Panzerkampfwagen, suit me in body armor! Bloodshed, is your cause!

Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!

Make me march, make me scream, do whatever you want!
I can act like a unit, I can plead for my life
Come on get in the CASVAC
Hit the battlefield, take down germans, let's go to the MEDVAC

I will shoot
I will stab
If you say "wir geben auf"
I will shoot
I will stab
If you say "wir geben auf"

Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!

"Im a barbie girl.. in an atomic battlefield, food and rations, life is fascist! You can reload my Panzerkampfwagen, suit me in body armor! Bloodshed, is your cause!

"Im a barbie girl.. in an atomic battlefield, food and rations, life is fascist! You can reload my Panzerkampfwagen, suit me in body armor! Bloodshed, is your cause!

Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!
Come on barbie, let's rush to the krankenhaus!

Oh, im losing blood!
Well private, it's only 1945
Oh, I hate the war!"

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 2.1ft (0.6m)
  • Length 10.4ft (3.2m)
  • Height 225.7ft (68.8m)
  • Empty Weight 733lbs (332kg)
  • Loaded Weight 733lbs (332kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 750

Parts

  • Number of Parts 15
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 55
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    3,865 Sableric

    I accidentally made the perfect Barbenheimer prediction.

    1.2 years ago
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    1,814 Ashdenpaw1

    Barbenheimer

    1.2 years ago
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    Also Wunderbar!

    +1 1.3 years ago
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    @ColonelCanada oh wow look st Me. I'm correcting somthing (that's not half bad) because is factually incorrect. I can understand to a point, but give em some slack dude.

    1.3 years ago
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    70.8k 929

    BARBIEHEIMER MOMENT

    1.3 years ago
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    Bro actually predicted the future wtf ☠️☠️☠️

    1.3 years ago
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    27.1k ToeTips

    This was ahead of its time

    1.3 years ago
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    Bro predicted Barbenheimer

    +2 1.3 years ago
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    One of the tags should be China due to this probably being made in China

    1.3 years ago
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    OPPENHEIMER vs BARBIE

    +1 1.3 years ago
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    1,904 florky

    this was 1.2 years ago.
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    and voila, we have Barbie and Oppenheimer

    1.4 years ago
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    10.8k Kenzar

    You predicted Barbie vs Openheimer

    1.4 years ago
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    Alright that song is fire🔥

    2.0 years ago
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    🎶Boom boom boom boom!
    The sound of coming doom
    Let's safe our life together
    By hiding in this shelter

    🎶Boom boom boom boom!
    Here comes atomic boom
    Let's bomb them "two" together
    Their ruins will be their tomb

    2.0 years ago
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    Dude rewrote the whole Barbie girl song as a war song. Fricking madlad

    +3 2.6 years ago
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    I would like to point out four things.
    1) German soldiers were VERY high in morale at the start of the war.
    2) Germans only shot their own if they were traitors, jews or anything else Nazi's killed.
    3) 1940 would have been the battle of Britain. Maybe North Africa. If you want a scenario where German soldiers were low on morale and traitors, fast forward 5 years.
    4) The nuclear bomb wasn't invented until 1944ish.
    im very surprised this hasn't been taken down yet...

    +1 2.6 years ago
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    3,328 sus232

    ??????????????????????????????????????

    +2 2.6 years ago
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    3,431 Th3rmoplylae

    What the f*ck

    +5 2.6 years ago