Aim-9M(onster Ultra Zero)

The premier energy drink of choice of the United States Department Of Defense

Player Usage

Select a target and press the FireWeapons button (Left Alt).
Mobile: Even though the FireWeapons button does not light up, press it anyways and it will fire the missile!!!

States

Serving Size: 1 Can
Calories: 2,500,000,000 (500 lbs TNT equivalent)
Total Fat: 0g
Sodium: 380mg
Total Carbohydrate: 6g
Total Sugars: 0g
Erythritol: 2g
Protein: 0g
Vitamin B3: 250%
Vitamin B6: 240%
Vitamin B12: 490%
Pantothenic Acid (Vitamin B5): 400%
Caffeine: 826898.89g

Ingredients

Carbonated Water, Citric Acid, Taurine, Sodium Citrate, Potassium Sorbate (Preservative), Caffeine, Acesulfame Potassium, Sucralose, Sodium Benzoate (Preservative), Gum Arabic, Niacinamide (Vit. B3), Natural Flavors, D-calcium Pantothenate (Vit. B5), Salt, Ester Gum, L-carnitine L-tartrate, Inositol, Red #40, Pyridoxine Hydrochloride (Vit. B6), Blue #1, Cyanocobalamin (Vit. B12).

Known Problems

• The missile has a hard time orientating itself while pointed straight up or down
• A small Inferno missile that provides no thrust or guidance and used as a smoke generator may fall out during violent maneuvers
• Ku Aerospace is not responsible for any organ failures, diabetes, addiction to caffeine, or severe craving for middle-eastern oil as a result of consuming this product

Notes

The keen-eyed among you may notice something different with the guidance of this missile; indeed it is now armed with true proportional guidance. Recently I rented out a book called Tactical and Strategic Missile Guidance, by Paul Zarchan, and it is the equivalent of me finding the holy bible. It is essentially a textbook on how to make every single type of missile, from air-to-air to ICBMs. Needless to say, there will be a lot of rework of my old creations coming and a lot more new experiments. Meanwhile, have fun with a flying deadly monster can...

Credits

ReinMcDeer for the F-15