The RF-86A Raider, made and manufactured by Roffermamn is a project comisioned by millionaires that are going to the Area 51 raid to "see them aliens". Each aircraft costs 1.5 million USD, a really small price for basically a millitary level plane. They are capable of reaching supersonic speeds and mount anything from machine guns to cruise missles, but as those arent availeble in the commercial market, these come armed with 2 airsoft machine guns and 2 fireworks with and impact fuse to perform crowd controls on soldiers inbound to the Area 51 raiders. Their capability was shown when a single RF-86A managed to get past the anti aircraft SAMs on the Ice Base in Snowbound.

Controls: Standard plane controls.

Note 1: This is a joke, please dont raid Area 51. Unless you wanna get peppered by 30mm shots from a A10 Thunderbolt 2.

Note 2: Not my conventional description.