Auto Credit Based on BeastHunter's Stupidity Challenge [CLOSED]
For the Stupidity Challenge!
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The next revolution in environmentally friendly air travel is finally here!
I proudly present the biodegradable airliner, the latest in science and technology, made exclusively for Green Airlines! In order to save weight and to save face, our plane’s revolutionary design has no flight recorder. We also are able to raise ticket prices approximately 870% and get away with it because the gullibl- er, educated costumers will be happy to fly on a greener airplane! And don’t raise safety concerns or our legal team will hunt you down.
Created to ensure a better environment and more efficient air travel at your potential expense!
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Specifications
Spotlights
- BeastHunter 2.9 years ago
General Characteristics
- Predecessor Stupidity Challenge [CLOSED]
- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 51.0ft (15.5m)
- Length 57.3ft (17.5m)
- Height 19.4ft (5.9m)
- Empty Weight 551lbs (250kg)
- Loaded Weight 551lbs (250kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 2
Parts
- Number of Parts 1
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 244
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@Aviator01 ah makes sense, also, riding under the wings is unique, sitting inside is boring, you can't get an good view of the aircraft, under or ontop of the wings gives you an great view..
@HudDistance Of course, it is very normal. By putting plants in the cockpit, there is no need for the aircraft to carry an air filtration system. It saves both weight and money.
@Aviator01 I know I'm late but..why was the pilot covered in vines? Is that normal?
@stevemc01 The plant you see is normal, the fuel tanks in the wings also function as hydroponic gardens. Also, the parachutes are biodegradable and the only people who get them are the lawyers who are there to make sure no one asks any questions or looks to hard out the window.
Imagine flying through mountains and you just see a plant growing out of one of the wings.
That's when you know: you gotta bail.
@FirstFish83828 Yes, most of the passengers end up sweating so hard that it eats through the tape, where they run off screaming. We can’t seem to figure out why they do that, but our legal team still finds them to make sure that they’ll recommend the flight to a friend.
@Aviator01 bro is it biodegradable tape?
@FirstFish83828 We don’t allow water on the aircraft. Since the human body is mostly water, we often have to tape people under the wings in order to maintain the structural security of the fuselage. Some people complain that we use small clear tape they say “can barley do more than tape paper to a wall” but we assure them with the truth it’s rated to carry more than the wing is, which for some reason does little to calm their nerves.
spills water and watches as the plane dissolves
you should write wwgreenaircom in both the engines
"DOWNVOTE" commented.
"Don't raise safety concerns or our legal team will hunt you down"
Can't stop laughing XD
This is stupid. It falls apart when you start the level. It’s almost a shame, except when you think that this is marketed as the future of air travel. Great job!