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Wise mystical tree

26.9k Wibbley  2.1 years ago

Get a piece of his infinite wisdom Parkour of the wise

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General Characteristics

  • Created On Android
  • Wingspan 40.6ft (12.4m)
  • Length 35.8ft (10.9m)
  • Height 44.0ft (13.4m)
  • Empty Weight 28,128lbs (12,758kg)
  • Loaded Weight 40,642lbs (18,435kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading N/A
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 57198

Parts

  • Number of Parts 132
  • Control Surfaces 0
  • Performance Cost 402
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    26.9k Wibbley

    Thank you for upvotes

    Pinned 2.1 years ago
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    "Tree is Tree" -
    Wise Mystical Tree

    +1 4 months ago
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    22.2k LM0418

    "You don't know what you don't know"
    -Wise Mystical Tree

    1.3 years ago
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    457 ZENMO

    "Switching to your pistol is always faster than reloading" -Mystical Wise Tree-

    1.3 years ago
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    W H A T ?

    2.0 years ago
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    25.5k Mikan

    wats he smokin

    +1 2.0 years ago
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    [insert funny tree comment here]

    +2 2.0 years ago
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    holy saint of threes

    2.1 years ago
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    funfields moment

    2.1 years ago
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    @Graingy uh is that good or bad and wich comment

    2.1 years ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    @Robomo00119 The distribution of punctuation in that comment is about as good as the USA's distribution of wealth.

    +2 2.1 years ago
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    N E X T B O T

    2.1 years ago
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    1,605 Cubensis

    Her: aight I’m coming over, you better not be a wise mystical tree when i get there

    My stupid ass:

    +4 2.1 years ago
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    @IMFLYINHERE um...............okay well good story (at least i hope) well i will never see a tree the same again. JK i kinda liked the story (the back of my brain:or was it this might just conform that the TREE is the domanint species YES my research is-this is proof that story is just what i-(reading and writing) oh whait I've never tried to prove it before well goodnight every oh whait its 10:00am well good morning every one (note for reasons i think i have to tell you that this comment is JUST a joke good bye)

    2.1 years ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    @IMFLYINHERE Purely hypothetically, I assume

    2.1 years ago
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    2,550 IMFLYINHERE

    This looks like the reincarnation of the man who got ran over by a bus when people started saying “throw under the bus”, he learned that he could come back to life he had a buffet of sou’cide, with a rope, tide pods, different guns, knives, but on the tide pods he was hospitalized and in a coma for 15 years. When he woke up he lost his hearing, but he remembered a vivid coma dream in which he rode a camel in Morocco, just to find this tree. When he was done telling his story to the doctors, he quickly realized his family was not there. This was because his entire family, including in-laws, and 2nd and 3rd cousins, were in a fatal car accident on the way to visit him. They were all in an RV, and a semi truck t-boned them on a intersection at full speed. The RV was cut in half instantly, and his entire family was flung out at a velocity of 187 miles per hour. None of them survived. He decided waste his money and turn to a life of crime. He became a felon, and was released after 20 years. He became homeless. However, Morocco declared war on the US. He joined the army, and he was fearless. He gained an emotional support capybara while he was there, and he followed it to this Wise Mystical Tree mentor, and asked him where his family was. It said, “become a tree like me, and you shall know”. 300 years later, after studying the trees religion, after many lives, he became a tree. He quickly learned that he knew how his family was doing, but he could never become human again. 780 years later, he hopes his family finds this post and this comment and decide to go to Morocco and visit him 💀@JJsimple

    +5 2.1 years ago
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    0 duenne

    if u are over 25 and own simple planes u need to try this piece of art

    +2 2.1 years ago
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    36.9k Graingy

    So THIS is the guy that exploded my mom...

    +1 2.1 years ago
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    Just an update due to you helping me to get to 1,000 points you will get a shoutout on my silver trophy I am making

    +1 2.1 years ago
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    2,838 infiniteleak

    Goated tree

    +1 2.1 years ago
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    T R E E

    +1 2.1 years ago
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    11.6k Blueshift

    impresive

    +1 2.1 years ago
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    Love this!

    +1 2.1 years ago
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    If you’re over 25 and own a copy of Simpleplanes, this aircraft is a must have!

    +3 2.1 years ago
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    7,470 TheCaper

    @Wibbley funnyness

    2.1 years ago
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