APRIL FOOLS!!!

HISTORY

BEHOLD MIG-21! The Soviet Union’s titanium-clad terror of the skies, a jet so outrageously over-the-top it makes F22 question the laws of physics. This isn’t just a fighter jet—it’s a supersonic spear launched from the depths of Cold War genius, streaking through the heavens at Mach 2 like a vodka-soaked cosmonaut riding a lightning bolt. MIG-21 is so fast that make F-14 feels like toyota prius. Its delta wings are sharper than a KGB interrogator’s wit, slicing the atmosphere into ribbons while leaving sound barriers sobbing in its wake.

Picture this: a pointy-nosed predator so sleek it could puncture the fabric of reality, powered by engines that roar like a thousand enraged soviets bears. It’s so fast that it can deliver a borsch from Moscow to Siberia before the cheese cools, so agile that it could dodge raindrops in a thunderstorm like touhou players while doing a cobra for making fun F-16 in nearest airspace.

Pilots don’t fly MIG-21—MIG-21 FLY THE PILOTS!!_ MIG-21 not need experience pilot to fly it, the hand of stalin will guide soviets pilots and fly this holy machine like ace combat player. Firepower you ask? Oh, it’s armed to the teeth with twin 30mm cannons that unleash a hailstorm of lead like a pirate cannonade on steroids, plus missiles so potent they could make an aircraft carrier rethink its career choices. This jet doesn’t just dogfight—it turns F15 into confetti faster than you can say “Tri poloski.” It’s the AK-47 of the air: rugged, relentless, and ready to rumble, shrugging off decades like a tank laughing at a BB gun.

Since the 1950s, MIG-21 has been the undisputed king of chaos, a legend forged in the fires of Vietnam and the deserts of the Middle East. It’s the jet that refuses to retire, outlasting flashier rivals with sheer grit and a smirk. Bow down, for the MIG-21 is aviation’s ultimate badass!

"Ivan, we are selling fish in bed, not a soviet fighter."

"Oh sorry... Um... Come on ladies, come on ladies, one pound fish~."

SPECIAL THANKS

A special thanks for:
• sansandgaster (bed)
• Whills (Mig-21 on the thumbnail)

Enjoy the fish~ 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝
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